Death Note Fanfic: What Fourth Wall?
Title: What Fourth Wall?
Fandom: Death Note
Character(s): Mello, Matt
Pairing(s): Matt/Mello
Word Count: 411
Genre: general/crack
Rating: PG/K+
Notes: More comment_fic. Prompt: "Death Note, author's choice, traumatised by what the fandom are making them do." Mello reads the internet and is not please. Matt helps.
Link: comment_fic
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Matt was looking for Mello, and even leaving a piece of very expensive European chocolate on the table to lure Mello out of wherever he was hiding. Eventually, Matt found him hiding under his bed. When Matt lifted the bed skirt to see Mello, he got a gun pointed at him.
“Want to tell me why you have your gun pointed at me, Mello?” Matt asked calmly, noticing that the safety was on; usually Mello made threats with the safety off, something must have been really wrong.
Mello used the gun to shakily point at the his computer screen. “That! That horrible thing! How do they know about me?! And why are they writing me with that white fluffball!” Mello shouted before pulling the bed skirt down again. “I'm not coming out again until the stupid people go away.”
Matt's brows furrowed as he headed over to read the open site on the screen. He skimmed the document which seemed to be a called a 'fanfic.' He snorted when he reached the part that must have had made Mello hide under the bed.
“It's just bad writers. Don't freak so much,” Matt said breezily which made Mello poke his head out from under the bed, just as predicted.
“They're writing that I have a sex with Near! That I like having sex with Near! What the hell!?” he shouted angrily. “And you know what else is on that terrible, terrible evil site? L having lots and lots of sex with Kira. It's so wrong! And why are there almost always handcuffs involved!?”
Matt just nodded as Mello continued to rant, slowly making his way out from the bed the angrier he got. Once he ran out of steam, he was standing in front of Matt who was clicking through the fanfics. “Are you good now?” Matt asked, finding a particularly interesting fanfic to click on.
“Yes, I'm good now- Wait, are you reading that drivel!?” Mello asked angrily.
Matt just hummed his answer. “There's some interesting fanfics about you and me,” he stated, showing Mello the screen of a particularly kinky one.
Mello read for a moment before looking back and forth between Matt and the computer screen before looking eyes with Matt. “Can you do any of those things?” he asked thoughtfully.
Matt just grinned wickedly. “Let's find out, shall we?” he offered before pulling Mello into a kiss.
Fandom: Death Note
Character(s): Mello, Matt
Pairing(s): Matt/Mello
Word Count: 411
Genre: general/crack
Rating: PG/K+
Notes: More comment_fic. Prompt: "Death Note, author's choice, traumatised by what the fandom are making them do." Mello reads the internet and is not please. Matt helps.
Link: comment_fic
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Matt was looking for Mello, and even leaving a piece of very expensive European chocolate on the table to lure Mello out of wherever he was hiding. Eventually, Matt found him hiding under his bed. When Matt lifted the bed skirt to see Mello, he got a gun pointed at him.
“Want to tell me why you have your gun pointed at me, Mello?” Matt asked calmly, noticing that the safety was on; usually Mello made threats with the safety off, something must have been really wrong.
Mello used the gun to shakily point at the his computer screen. “That! That horrible thing! How do they know about me?! And why are they writing me with that white fluffball!” Mello shouted before pulling the bed skirt down again. “I'm not coming out again until the stupid people go away.”
Matt's brows furrowed as he headed over to read the open site on the screen. He skimmed the document which seemed to be a called a 'fanfic.' He snorted when he reached the part that must have had made Mello hide under the bed.
“It's just bad writers. Don't freak so much,” Matt said breezily which made Mello poke his head out from under the bed, just as predicted.
“They're writing that I have a sex with Near! That I like having sex with Near! What the hell!?” he shouted angrily. “And you know what else is on that terrible, terrible evil site? L having lots and lots of sex with Kira. It's so wrong! And why are there almost always handcuffs involved!?”
Matt just nodded as Mello continued to rant, slowly making his way out from the bed the angrier he got. Once he ran out of steam, he was standing in front of Matt who was clicking through the fanfics. “Are you good now?” Matt asked, finding a particularly interesting fanfic to click on.
“Yes, I'm good now- Wait, are you reading that drivel!?” Mello asked angrily.
Matt just hummed his answer. “There's some interesting fanfics about you and me,” he stated, showing Mello the screen of a particularly kinky one.
Mello read for a moment before looking back and forth between Matt and the computer screen before looking eyes with Matt. “Can you do any of those things?” he asked thoughtfully.
Matt just grinned wickedly. “Let's find out, shall we?” he offered before pulling Mello into a kiss.