DCU Fanfic: Puppetverse - Pollen's In The Air
Title: Pollen's In The Air
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Roy Harper, Dick Grayson, Harley Quinn puppet, Poison Ivy puppet
Pairing(s): Roy/Dick
Word Count: 834
Genre: Humor/Drama/Romance
Rating: Very Light R/M
Notes: Not connected to anything. I just had to write the sex pollen cliche. It's a fandom requirement to write at least one and our boys were quite willing. ^-^
Link: N/A
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Poison Ivy puppet was not in a good mood. Harley Quinn puppet had stolen her pheromone pollen, claiming it was sex pollen. Though she could have easily retrieved it, Harley puppet had talked her into experimenting with the pollen. Ivy puppet was intrigued, but now she just pissed. Why were they outside of Arsenal's apartment anyway? It was not like their counterparts fought him; he was not a Bat but an Arrow.
Harley puppet signaled for Ivy puppet to sneak into Arsenal's bedroom. Ivy puppet sighed and decided to let Harley puppet have her way as she thought of painful ways to kill her. Harley puppet giggled silently as she sneaked into the next room with Ivy puppet behind her.
"Get out, Dick," Arsenal's voice growled angrily. "And be grateful Lian isn't here. She doesn't have to hear this."
"Roy, what do you want from me? I knew Lian wouldn't be here tonight, so I tho-"
"Dick, no," Roy begged quietly. "You threw away any friendship or anything else we might have had the night you left."
Harley puppet giggled silently as she ran in between the two them with a wave before Dick could defend himself. "What the hell?" Dick questioned. "Harley Quinn!?"
"Ooh, I know what you're up to, darling," Ivy puppet purred, moving out into the open. "You get Arrow-boy while I get the brooding Bat-boy."
"Sure thing, Ivy~!" Harley puppet said with a giggle, passing some of the pollen she had stolen earlier to Ivy puppet before jumping up to flick the pollen in Roy's face.
Roy coughed, stumbling over as Ivy puppet threw her pollen at Dick. The puppets scattered, waiting for the pollen to take effect. Dick was breathing heavily as Roy leaned against him. "What was that...?" Roy questioned, feeling unusually hot.
"I think that was Ivy's pheromone pollen..." Dick said between heavy breaths while his clothes felt too constricting. "I don't think I have any antidote on me, Roy..."
Roy looked up at Dick, feeling shocks going straight to his groin. "That means...?"
Dick closed his eyes for a moment, fighting off the effects of the pollen for as long as possible. "I'm sorry," Dick said before pulling Roy into a heated kiss.
Ivy puppet whistled low and unheard by the heroes while Harley puppet searched for something as Dick started kissing down the tanned column of Roy's neck. "F-for what?" Roy asked, shuddering as Dick's lips sucked at the juncture between his neck and collarbone. "I'm not complaining here, Robbie."
While Dick's lips left Roy's body, so he could yank off Roy's shirt and his own, Harley puppet pulled out a little camera. Ivy puppet grinned; they would make so much money selling this. The heroes were kissing and moaning while frantically trying to divest each other to get skin against skin, not even noticing the little puppets in the corner recording their every move and moan.
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A few hours later, Roy collapsed on top of Dick, panting. Dick wrapped his arms around Roy, pulling his sweaty body close to his as they caught their breath together. As the sex pollen started to wear off, Harley puppet turned off her camera and left with Ivy puppet to make some quick cash online.
Roy groaned, feeling the pheromones and afterglow fade away. He propped himself on one elbow, taking in Dick's spent body next to his. He knew saying anything would ruin this, but the floor was not very comfortable, and if Dinah brought Lian home early for some reason, it was a pretty compromising position to be found in by his daughter and mother figure.
"Hey, Robbie," Roy said quietly. "Gotta get up."
"Don't wanna," Dick murmured as he snuggled closer to Roy.
"Have to. Don't want Lian seeing us like this," Roy whispered as he nudged Dick. "We can get back to cuddling in bed then tomorrow we can figure out what the hell happened. Sound like a plan?"
Dick sat up and stretched. "Yeah, sounds like a plan," he stated before glancing at Roy who was getting up to gather the clothes that they had thrown in the mad dash to remove them. "May I make a revision to the plan?"
"And what revision would that be?" Roy asked he picked up Dick's clothes and threw them at him.
Dick caught his clothes easily as he got up to follow Roy to his bedroom. "After the cuddling but before tomorrow, we should add another round or two," Dick suggested slyly as he slipped an arm around Roy's waist. "Only if you're up to it, of course."
Roy closed his bedroom door behind him before dropping his pile of clothes, knocking Dick's bundle of clothing from his arms, and shoving him to the bed. "I think another round can be arranged before and after cuddling," Roy stated as he crawled on top of Dick.
Dick grinned wildly before pulling Roy down for a long, heated kiss, with the promise of more to come.
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Roy Harper, Dick Grayson, Harley Quinn puppet, Poison Ivy puppet
Pairing(s): Roy/Dick
Word Count: 834
Genre: Humor/Drama/Romance
Rating: Very Light R/M
Notes: Not connected to anything. I just had to write the sex pollen cliche. It's a fandom requirement to write at least one and our boys were quite willing. ^-^
Link: N/A
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Poison Ivy puppet was not in a good mood. Harley Quinn puppet had stolen her pheromone pollen, claiming it was sex pollen. Though she could have easily retrieved it, Harley puppet had talked her into experimenting with the pollen. Ivy puppet was intrigued, but now she just pissed. Why were they outside of Arsenal's apartment anyway? It was not like their counterparts fought him; he was not a Bat but an Arrow.
Harley puppet signaled for Ivy puppet to sneak into Arsenal's bedroom. Ivy puppet sighed and decided to let Harley puppet have her way as she thought of painful ways to kill her. Harley puppet giggled silently as she sneaked into the next room with Ivy puppet behind her.
"Get out, Dick," Arsenal's voice growled angrily. "And be grateful Lian isn't here. She doesn't have to hear this."
"Roy, what do you want from me? I knew Lian wouldn't be here tonight, so I tho-"
"Dick, no," Roy begged quietly. "You threw away any friendship or anything else we might have had the night you left."
Harley puppet giggled silently as she ran in between the two them with a wave before Dick could defend himself. "What the hell?" Dick questioned. "Harley Quinn!?"
"Ooh, I know what you're up to, darling," Ivy puppet purred, moving out into the open. "You get Arrow-boy while I get the brooding Bat-boy."
"Sure thing, Ivy~!" Harley puppet said with a giggle, passing some of the pollen she had stolen earlier to Ivy puppet before jumping up to flick the pollen in Roy's face.
Roy coughed, stumbling over as Ivy puppet threw her pollen at Dick. The puppets scattered, waiting for the pollen to take effect. Dick was breathing heavily as Roy leaned against him. "What was that...?" Roy questioned, feeling unusually hot.
"I think that was Ivy's pheromone pollen..." Dick said between heavy breaths while his clothes felt too constricting. "I don't think I have any antidote on me, Roy..."
Roy looked up at Dick, feeling shocks going straight to his groin. "That means...?"
Dick closed his eyes for a moment, fighting off the effects of the pollen for as long as possible. "I'm sorry," Dick said before pulling Roy into a heated kiss.
Ivy puppet whistled low and unheard by the heroes while Harley puppet searched for something as Dick started kissing down the tanned column of Roy's neck. "F-for what?" Roy asked, shuddering as Dick's lips sucked at the juncture between his neck and collarbone. "I'm not complaining here, Robbie."
While Dick's lips left Roy's body, so he could yank off Roy's shirt and his own, Harley puppet pulled out a little camera. Ivy puppet grinned; they would make so much money selling this. The heroes were kissing and moaning while frantically trying to divest each other to get skin against skin, not even noticing the little puppets in the corner recording their every move and moan.
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A few hours later, Roy collapsed on top of Dick, panting. Dick wrapped his arms around Roy, pulling his sweaty body close to his as they caught their breath together. As the sex pollen started to wear off, Harley puppet turned off her camera and left with Ivy puppet to make some quick cash online.
Roy groaned, feeling the pheromones and afterglow fade away. He propped himself on one elbow, taking in Dick's spent body next to his. He knew saying anything would ruin this, but the floor was not very comfortable, and if Dinah brought Lian home early for some reason, it was a pretty compromising position to be found in by his daughter and mother figure.
"Hey, Robbie," Roy said quietly. "Gotta get up."
"Don't wanna," Dick murmured as he snuggled closer to Roy.
"Have to. Don't want Lian seeing us like this," Roy whispered as he nudged Dick. "We can get back to cuddling in bed then tomorrow we can figure out what the hell happened. Sound like a plan?"
Dick sat up and stretched. "Yeah, sounds like a plan," he stated before glancing at Roy who was getting up to gather the clothes that they had thrown in the mad dash to remove them. "May I make a revision to the plan?"
"And what revision would that be?" Roy asked he picked up Dick's clothes and threw them at him.
Dick caught his clothes easily as he got up to follow Roy to his bedroom. "After the cuddling but before tomorrow, we should add another round or two," Dick suggested slyly as he slipped an arm around Roy's waist. "Only if you're up to it, of course."
Roy closed his bedroom door behind him before dropping his pile of clothes, knocking Dick's bundle of clothing from his arms, and shoving him to the bed. "I think another round can be arranged before and after cuddling," Roy stated as he crawled on top of Dick.
Dick grinned wildly before pulling Roy down for a long, heated kiss, with the promise of more to come.