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oh my god oh my god oh my god ew i just solved the mystery of who gets toothpaste all over the faucet of the good sink every day and how oh my god ew and you'll never guess who it is
-when i walked in she was pacing around in front of the sinks, but as soon as i came in she stopped and scurried over to the good sink.
-first she washed her hands for five minutes like a fucking raccoon while giggling to herself (???)
-then she whips out the toothbrush and fills like a 12 oz cup with water
-then brushes her teeth while maintaining eye contact with herself in the mirror
-and continues to maintain said eye contact while spitting the toothpaste out effectively getting none IN the actual sink
-then holds position to chug and spit out the water in a heinous horse-like waterfall
(it's okay when horses do it because horses are retarded honestly, plus they live in a GOD DAMN BARN and also aren't GIRLS THAT PISS ON THE GOD DAMN TOILET SEAT)
-and oh fuck now she's taking her fucking pants off in the middle of the room again JESUS CHRIST I HATE MY LIFE
addie has proclaimed before that people should have to pass a basic test of things like not peeing on toilet seats, flushing and other basic hygienic behaviors and if they can't pass it they get segregated to living in their own squalor somewhere away from people who do pass. seriously, good idea. LET'S GET CRACKING UNIVERSITIES. between people shitting in the shower and this like i do not even know
and now i'm going to be late for my art class which is bad cause i need to finish my project but WHATEVER i'm in a delicate mental state right now okay.
30 fucking days of this heinous disgusting situation left and then i'm free to a summer of no hair all over my bedroom floor but me and my cat's. Come fasterrrrrrr.
(that's what she said)
-when i walked in she was pacing around in front of the sinks, but as soon as i came in she stopped and scurried over to the good sink.
-first she washed her hands for five minutes like a fucking raccoon while giggling to herself (???)
-then she whips out the toothbrush and fills like a 12 oz cup with water
-then brushes her teeth while maintaining eye contact with herself in the mirror
-and continues to maintain said eye contact while spitting the toothpaste out effectively getting none IN the actual sink
-then holds position to chug and spit out the water in a heinous horse-like waterfall
(it's okay when horses do it because horses are retarded honestly, plus they live in a GOD DAMN BARN and also aren't GIRLS THAT PISS ON THE GOD DAMN TOILET SEAT)
-and oh fuck now she's taking her fucking pants off in the middle of the room again JESUS CHRIST I HATE MY LIFE
addie has proclaimed before that people should have to pass a basic test of things like not peeing on toilet seats, flushing and other basic hygienic behaviors and if they can't pass it they get segregated to living in their own squalor somewhere away from people who do pass. seriously, good idea. LET'S GET CRACKING UNIVERSITIES. between people shitting in the shower and this like i do not even know
and now i'm going to be late for my art class which is bad cause i need to finish my project but WHATEVER i'm in a delicate mental state right now okay.
30 fucking days of this heinous disgusting situation left and then i'm free to a summer of no hair all over my bedroom floor but me and my cat's. Come fasterrrrrrr.
(that's what she said)