Another Resident Evil and oh so many more questions. However, instead of asking things like, “A: Why don't main characters turn into zombies when bitten?” or “B: Why does it take eight shots to kill a zombie with a gun, but only one girly kick to make their heads disintegrate?” mostly because I already know the answers to those questions. (A: Cause ( Read more... )

So I'm curious. I'm looking at Resident Evil and... I know I'm not supposed to be taking this seriously but... c'mon. I have questions and I this is where you ask questions you don't expect to get answered, right? So here's my open letter to Resident Evil. Should it somehow gain sentience and get a blog, I expect answers.

( DEAR RESIDENT EVIL )

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I like to say I'm mature when people criticize me, I'd also like to say I have thick skin and it doesn't bother me, and I guess I'd be partially right...if you don't count that whole ten minutes I'm rolling around trying to decide if crazy glue would work on my ego or if I should just find a shot gun and go after the person who put me this way. ( ( Read more... )