What Legendary Battle?
"They beat him down like a black guy drinking out the white man's water fountain."
- Me
"If only he wasn't so thirsty."
- David
(I wanna say I didn't laugh for a good 10mins but I don't wanna lie to you...)
Last night I pretty much hung out on YouTube. Guess why?! In the last couple days, I've had a perserious personality shift. Maze and Lyons are all about themselves. What did this turn into? Fun time with Power Rangers. Now, as previously mentioned, I hadn't seen the Legendary Battle of SuperMega Force just yet. Finally got around to it Sunday. Nope, didn't watch any other episodes of SuperMega force... Not a stitch. Just kinda slid right in to The Legendary Battle.
*coughs* Um, last time I checked, "legendary" isn't supposed to be an umbrella term. Legendary means this episode is about to change yo muthafucking life... At least for the allotted time slot. 1st thing outta my mouth when it was over (not kidding): "I will never get those 28 minutes of my life back." You know something is all kinds of wrong if Tommy Oliver can't save it. That shit was painful! Cassie, circa In Space, was on there and so was TJ (also circa In Space) but, none of them fought like, AT ALL. Actually, due to Saban being cheaper than me (Yeah, I didn't think that was possible either), and that nasty snag about making David Yost (Who played Billy in Mighty Morphin') feel lower than the lowest low for being gay, a lot of people didn't wanna be near the project. What did this equal? Only 10 Rangers from the past to take off their helmets. Everybody else? Probably extras. The fight scene in itself almost made my eyes bleed. Just outta mild to moderate curiosity, why would you fly Jason David Frank all the way to New Zealand and not get him to slap the dogshit out of at least one bad guy? (Well, he did save that kid in the car using Saba but shit! Saba didn't even talk!) Dude, what the fuck? And that's not even the worse part! (Yeah, shocked me too...) For what was advertised as the battle to end all battles, the "legendary" battle only lasted all of 27 seconds. There was nothing legendary about it. Yes, I am aware that it's a kids' show. All it's supposed to do is sell toys to make that money but COME ON! Kids aren't as stupid as Saban apparently thinks they are.
Pffft. Legendary my ass.
Later
PS: Dino Charge started Saturday. I have a funny feeling Imma like Dino Charge. Koda is just adorable for no reason.
- Me
"If only he wasn't so thirsty."
- David
(I wanna say I didn't laugh for a good 10mins but I don't wanna lie to you...)
Last night I pretty much hung out on YouTube. Guess why?! In the last couple days, I've had a perserious personality shift. Maze and Lyons are all about themselves. What did this turn into? Fun time with Power Rangers. Now, as previously mentioned, I hadn't seen the Legendary Battle of SuperMega Force just yet. Finally got around to it Sunday. Nope, didn't watch any other episodes of SuperMega force... Not a stitch. Just kinda slid right in to The Legendary Battle.
*coughs* Um, last time I checked, "legendary" isn't supposed to be an umbrella term. Legendary means this episode is about to change yo muthafucking life... At least for the allotted time slot. 1st thing outta my mouth when it was over (not kidding): "I will never get those 28 minutes of my life back." You know something is all kinds of wrong if Tommy Oliver can't save it. That shit was painful! Cassie, circa In Space, was on there and so was TJ (also circa In Space) but, none of them fought like, AT ALL. Actually, due to Saban being cheaper than me (Yeah, I didn't think that was possible either), and that nasty snag about making David Yost (Who played Billy in Mighty Morphin') feel lower than the lowest low for being gay, a lot of people didn't wanna be near the project. What did this equal? Only 10 Rangers from the past to take off their helmets. Everybody else? Probably extras. The fight scene in itself almost made my eyes bleed. Just outta mild to moderate curiosity, why would you fly Jason David Frank all the way to New Zealand and not get him to slap the dogshit out of at least one bad guy? (Well, he did save that kid in the car using Saba but shit! Saba didn't even talk!) Dude, what the fuck? And that's not even the worse part! (Yeah, shocked me too...) For what was advertised as the battle to end all battles, the "legendary" battle only lasted all of 27 seconds. There was nothing legendary about it. Yes, I am aware that it's a kids' show. All it's supposed to do is sell toys to make that money but COME ON! Kids aren't as stupid as Saban apparently thinks they are.
Pffft. Legendary my ass.
Later
PS: Dino Charge started Saturday. I have a funny feeling Imma like Dino Charge. Koda is just adorable for no reason.