My weekend...
“You know what? Looking at your face… You scare me.”
- Nick (Mere’s supper awesome bff)
First of all, I just wanna say last weekend was one of my best since the dark ages began. It was hard knowing Brittney just isn’t around but I see now in sitting around being depressed, I dishonor her. Most of the time, I feel guilty for every breath I draw or any fun I have. I know everyday I’ll cry for her but, I hafta fight not to let it cripple me. That being said…
Friday (June 3th) Saturday was Mere’s birthday. She started celebrating on Friday. We had the world’s most hilarious road trip which kinda morphed into one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever been involved in. I was drunk most of the night so I’m gonna hafta resort to listing…
*** Mere’s best friend Nick is something else. Like, he’s annoying as fuck but, you automatically know he’s got your back. Me, Seleka, and Keeshia agreed He and Mere had a lot of sexual tension going on and they needed to bone for all our sakes.
*** I called David like, every hour on the hour. I really missed him.
*** We ended up going to Columbia. We stayed at the Ramada. Sounds classy right?! Not even close! They didn’t even have a damn elevator! How dare they! It was all in good fun and we only slept there anyway. It didn’t hafta be the best place like, EVER.
*** We went to a strip club. Seeing as how I have a pole at home, this was the best field trip EVER. Most of the girls were doing shit I can do on my pole. No real skill involved. Then came 3:48pm when we were about to leave and up pops La La. What’s so great about her? Nothing until the part where she climbed all the way to the top of the pole then came down in a circular motion using nothing but her one leg. No hands, not both legs! One leg wrapped around the pole and down she came. Both me and Seleka stopped talking in mid sentence and were like: “Wow.” La La deserved every dollar bill that was tossed in her direction. Hell, I woulda gave her my wallet had I had it on me. *laughs*
*** Met some dude named Twon (*points* Not to be confused with my work husband, Twon) who bet Mere $50 I was gonna give him some pussy before the night was out. Well, once Mere collected her $50 she kindly informed me this morning about the bet. I giggled my head off and told her she shoulda told him she knew me better than him. She said she tried but he was watching me move and thought I was an easy target. Uh… Thanks… I think. (NOT)
*** Also met two dudes named Benton (Ben) and Rasheem (Sheem) both of whom thought I was very pretty. Which, I was. I went all out. They were pretty cool. At the room, Chemere dared them to pull out their dicks. (Yes, they followed us back to the room. They knew Chemere’s super awesome bff Nick) Sheem declined such an act but, Ben popped it out. Just… Pop! And then, dick. He was not ashamed. Like, AT ALL. Tripped me and Mere out!
*** Sheem and Nick kept rubbing my back for some reason and I really wish I could type out how Nick was pronouncing my name. It had two syllables.
*** Keeshia passed out in the club and had to be escorted to the car by Nick and Co. She was still passed out when we made it to the local Waffle House. She seemed surprised that we were alright locking her in the car while we went in to eat.
*** Keeshia lost her phone and flipped out. Classic. She slapped the shit outta the dresser! Drunk people are to be feared at ALL TIMES.
*** Dude, between Seleka licking Nick’s face like he was a melting popsicle and Nick motor boating her damn boobs, I honestly can’t decide who showed their ass the worst. No, I’m gonna go with Seleka since I honestly believe the cop heard her when she said fuck him. Needless to say, we got booted from the Waffle House. *laughs* Nick was no better! He went off on some dude for telling him “Hey”. He kept saying: “I don’t know that dude! Do you know that dude?!”
*** We didn’t go to bed ‘til after 5am.
*** I remember calling Kyle a couple times during the night then him calling me back while I was in the strip club. It was hard to talk tho’ so we had to cut the convo short. I couldn’t even hear him. I oughta call him right now but, I won’t. Maybe some time next week.
*** Jerry's birthday was last Thursday! Happy Birthday Dad!
*** We got back to Florence at 1:12 pm which was good considering we had to stop FOUR times for Keeshia to throw up! I bought her Sonic which she spewed not 5mins later. Ewwwww
*** My Aunt Carroll is a GODDESS for keeping Zyi and Mo for three days straight!
Saturday (June 4th) Got home and fell asleep in David’s arms then we got up and ate at 301 Drive thru.
*** Watched the world’s dumbest movie which we laughed through mostly cuz it was shit. “River of Darkness” shoulda never been made. *shudders*
*** David and I drank a lot while he was asking me about our little trip. He seemed really interested in all the shit we got in to.
*** Tasha came over and we drank some more. It was fun hanging out AND I got to see Mini Shi! He’s so cute!
*** When Tasha left, David and I decided we wanted to go out Sunday since we were too tired to do anything else.
Sunday (June 5th) David and I went to see Pirates of The Carribean: On Stranger Tides.
*** We went to Applebee’s which was fun. I am in strong belief that we drank A LOT in the last 4 days.
*** David started feeling sick so we went to bed shortly after we got home at like, 11pm.
Monday (June 6th) Took care of business then went to collect Zyi and Mo
***Watched “The Rite”… Yet another pointless movie
*** Yesterday was a standard day now that I think about it ^__^
*** Fell asleep after really good sex
*looks up*
Wow
Later
PS: My birthday's this Saturday!