Twilight! 13

[shinga]

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TWILIGHT

CHAPTER THIRTEEN

EDWARD: *sparkles*

A PAUSE: *is needed*

EDWARD: ... *sparkles*

BELLA: *extra dazzled*

EDWARD: *FREAKING SPARKLES WHAT THE FUCK*

Comments

[eidna]

I think I may have to see this movie just for the lulz...and apparently the sparkles.

[glitteringlynx]

Indeed. It may even be worth looking at in the library.

[eidna]

I did, it's not
I read all the books, I really, really, wanted them all to just die by the end, and was so happy when Alice thought they were going to, but alas, I was disappointed

although Jacob does get over Bella thank god

[eidna]

Just saw the movie (yes, I actually went to a midnight showing, my sister dragged me). I now have something of a soft spot for the movie... it's hard to hate something that makes you laugh so freaking hard!!
And the makeup! *ROFL!! gasp!* Edward's makeup job! It was like Angel meets Sweeny Todd!!

[crazy_alexy]

Oh god... it's like a train wreck.
You know you should stop watching, but you just. can't. help. it.

Kill me now before the next book comes out?
((Oh god I was crazy and read the others ;_; What was I thinking?!))

[egypt_dragon]

I feel the same way... the horror....

[crazy_alexy]

The books are really good, but, as Shinga has pointed out, (and some of my closest friends too!) there is absolutely no plot to all three of the books.

[crazy_alexy]

My god... that's it! That's what the Twilight series is! I've been wondering for so long what possessed me to read it when it brought me nothing but oh so much anger! It's a train wreck, and we're all the gawkers!

[boydnicols]

  They took my picture, like they did everybody's, and said that they'd let me know.   It was almost like an audition, and they were looking for interesting characters to play parts in that slightly skewed little movie they were always making.

[fairest1]

*facepalm* Now I'm thinking of the vampire boy-meets-human girl series I read when I was thirteen. It was "My Babysitter is a Vampire", the vampire never sparkled, and the closest it got to romance was a scene near the end of the series that basically went:
"Y'know, you're pretty cool for a human."
"Aw, thanks! Sorry for the whole trying to kill you repeatedly thing." *smiles*
*moment becomes awkward*
"Well . . . bye, gotta get back to Transylvania!" *runs away*

[fairest1]

I don't think it's something to be too ashamed about. I mean, we read 'em when we were kids; it's like saying you loved Home Alone when you were six. Home Alone is the awesomest movie ever to a six-year-old.

And now that I look back on books I read as a child, I have to wonder about things like the biology behind a sock-eating plant and end up spending far too much time thinking about it.

[teostra]

Friends don’t let friends drive drunk. You’re intoxicated by my presence.

Now whatever happened to just asking if she's wearing mirror pants? :(

[ravencries]

Mirror what?

[passionsast]

mirror pants... i can see myself in them. harharhar

I think you just summarized this book in one pick-up line...

[teostra]

Being a vampire, he *couldn't* see himself in her mirror pants. but if he wasn't a vampire, he *could*. Kind of a neat allegory to the whole story, if you think about it.

/bah, it's too early in the morning for deep thought