Twilight! 10

[shinga]

Missed the beginning? Start here!

TWILIGHT

CHAPTER TEN

BELLA: I’m late for school!

EDWARD: *is suddenly there* I’ll drive you, get in.

BELLA: Okay! Where’s your family?

EDWARD: Oh see that shiny expensive car? They took that. We try to blend in.

BELLA: Yeah I can see that.

Comments

[glitteringlynx]

D:

I wrote better stories than this at 10 years old...

[glitteringlynx]

Tell that to Fucking STEPHANIE MEYER.

[glitteringlynx]

You're an idiot.
As if a famous author like her has the time to listen to someone insult her novel anyway.
If that was your idea of an insult, well it failed miserably.

[glitteringlynx]

Haha. Really? She has plenty of time to answer stupid questions and write useless information on her website. Surely she reads fan/hate mail, too. After all, she pretty much exhausted her creativity on this series and couldn't possibly be writing another book. Unless she's following through on that dreadful, clinging to her former glory Midnight Sun idea. Heaven forbid, since there's already enough literary drivel polluting the world.

[the_resa]

Read this entire thing out loud to much laughter.
Thank you SOOOO much!
Now, please, get your computer fixed!!! We so miss Head Trip!!!

[stretch]

You are not alone:

http://community.livejournal.com/sortofbeautiful/303601.html#cutid1

[intergal]

I love your icon.

[nina_sama]

And I love yours.
Ftw<3

[dutchess_axel]

Screw it, I love yours. :D

[rothgar]

ACTUAL DIALOGUE: *is pretty much exactly that*

lol wow....just wow

[deandrebennitt]

I just mentioned this on one of the WoW forums I read. Shky February 14th, at pm Doesn’t seem to belong in the Video category of digg.

lol

[clovenear]

sooo funny!

i actually find it interesting in the book though o_0

i wounder what that says about me?