Twilight! 3

[shinga]

Missed the beginning? Start here!

TWILIGHT

CHAPTER THREE

SNOW: *is everywhere*

BELLA: GODDAMMIT. Oh well, Charlie’s not here and I can revel in the aloneness of being lonely.

READERS: LOL WHAT.

Comments

[teostra]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
This is pretty much the funniest shit I've ever read. XD

[htl_1126]

I would say the majority of adolescent girls would qualify.

[treesahquiche]

"Bitch I saved your life, I don’t owe you shit."

*loves*

[syntheticjesso]

LOGIC: :( I’m never here...

Maaaaaaaaan, so true.

[silamai]

BELLA: OH MY GOD I WAS IN A POTENTIALLY DEADLY ACCIDENT AND MY LIFE WAS THREATENED AND YOU TOLD MY MOM!?

I couldn't stop giggling. And "If you want me to explain later, I WILL, GOD, STOP NAGGING ME WOMAN" needs to be made into an icon someday. :B