*TWEEEEEEET*

Attentioooon Discedooooo! Scary Nurses have been spotted roaming the streets of the city, ready to strike out against the citizens! Be aware of their presense, they WILL make owies! Proper proceedure is as follows:

1. AVOID SCARY NURSES!
     How to do this:
  a) If already face-to-face with Scary Nurse, turn opposite direction.
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[ A distant whistling from outside grows louder and louder, gently interrupting Shimbo's sleep. Before he is fully aware, the entire office building he is hiding in quakes violently and he is deafened by a booming crash so loud he can barely think. Frightened and disoriented, he fumbles with his communicator. ]

HWAAAAAAAAAAHHHH- WHAT THE HELL?! 
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