Sometimes you want an intricate story with complex characters that explores mature themes.
The rest of the time, you want the Ballad of Mike Haggar:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce9J-J30B3o Just that. Lyrics are below the video if you want to read them.
If this seems familiar but you can't place it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Haggarand
http://www.cracked.com/article_15278_pop-cultures-top-5-fictional-mayors.htmlAlthough they don't really seem to have a handle on Mayor Wilkins at all, which is sad, they have Mike Haggar down perfectly.
EDIT: Oh, also it appears I'm back on LJ.