Past Sporks

[shikishinobi]

Ten years or more ago,
Canon was made and shown,
But now there are four sue types,
And to us they are well known.

Sparklypoo, from the Malls and Shops,
Tootsietramp, the bedroom floor.
Bitchiwitch, the knifes razor edge,
Canonraip, a foreign shore.

They share a wish, a hope, a dream,
Their twisted evil plan.
To fuck around with canonfolk,
Thus here's how fanfic began.

Now each of these four sues,
Have a canonfolk target each,
Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron,
For our Bleeprin we now reach.

By Sparklypoo, the hawtest chicks,
Are prized for how they dress.
For Tootsietramp, the skankiest,
And could give Harry head the best.

For Bitchiwitch, those in black,
Who are Gawth and Wangst away.
For self-inserting Canonraip,
Those who could twist a plot their way.

Now sues will go for canonfolk,
And will not set them free.
On our hands and knees we begged,
But they were oblivious to our plea.

Now suethors cannot ever create,
A timeline in their head.
But how can you tell each apart,
When your brain has melted and is dead?

T'was Sparklypoo who found the way,
She gave the Sorting Hat a makeover.
The sues then tried to give it brains,
With laughter we doubled over.

Now grab your sporks, were off again,
To prove these bitches wrong.
Give us back our canonfolk,
In Hogwarts they belong.

Suefics Sporked: 99
(This count doesn't include lashouts and sporks I have seen.)



The Aftermath Series

Aftermath #1

Aftermath #2

Aftermath #3

Aftermath #4

Aftermath #5

Aftermath #6

Aftermath #7

Aftermath #8

Aftermath #9

Aftermath #10

Aftermath #11

Aftermath #12

Aftermath #13

Aftermath #14

Aftermath #15

The Carly Perry Series

Carly Perry 1.1

Carly Perry 1.2

Carly Perry 1.3

Carly Perry 1.4

Carly Perry 1.5

Carly Perry 1.6

Carly Perry 1.7

Carly Perry 1.8

Carly Perry 1.9

Carly Perry 1.10

Carly Perry 1.11

Carly Perry 1.12

Carly Perry 1.13

Carly Perry 1.14

Carly Perry 1.15

The Mîr o Lothlórien Series

Mir O Lothlorien 1

deletreus and spork_sans_lube solo work.

My First Sprok

A New Life

Agatha Perry

Amy Black

Angel of Heaven and Hell #1

Angel of Heaven and Hell #2

Another New Life

Astra Liu #1

Astra Liu #2

Carriage Ride

Changing Lanes

Cold

Daddy Knows Best

Damned Weasleys

Differs to Australia

Fire and Ice

Gambled Kisses

Heat

I Choose You Pikachu

I Don't Love You

I Kissed a Boy

john howard?

Love Seeker

M&Ms Part 1

M&Ms Part 2

Miss You

Morsmordre

My Always Read Books

Perry Hotter

Perry Wringer

Pretty Girl

Rainbow Lion lollipop

Real Story

Rivalry

Serenity Silver

Shadows of Fate

Solar Flares

The Mystery Head Boy

The Girl who lived

The Seventh

Traces of a True Malfoy

We Will Be Together Soon One Shot

badfic_quotes postings

Batman tAS: Nutterhouse Rock

Blue Heelers: Calm Before the Storm

Charmed: Friendship and the Seer

CharmedxSailor Moon: Twins of Moonlight Magic

Excel Saga: Birth of a ruler

Kill Bill; The Next Generation

Medievil: Return of the Sorceror

Sailor Moon: What a day

<lkh_lashouts postings.

My 1st lashout

Shotgun Foot

deletreus and spork_sans_lube team work.

The Is it Love or is it Death Series

Isis 1

One shots

A different

Cadelle Swan

Checkpoint #1

Games Day Cumdump

Hermione's Wings

Hermoine and Victor's Love

I Gotta Dance

Just What He Always Wanted

Kira

Meant to be

Prisoner of thy heart

Friends Become Foes and The Dementor's Kiss

2nd Task and Never Whole Again

Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew

The Mutant School

Unicorn Princess

Wow

Other great sporks I have seen.

Donald and Daisy

Getting Wild With the Elephants

The Summer That Changed Everything Pt1

The Summer That Changed Everything Pt2

Two Hearts, Reunited

Icons made from my fics.