[fic] Project KyuMin!
Title: Project KyuMin!
Author: shiitarded
Pairings: Kyuhyun/Sungmin, Siwon/Heechul/Hankyung, Donghae/Eunhyuk ; minor: Kangin/Leeteuk, Minho/Taemin
Genre: Crack/Humour, Romance
Rating: PG13 (cussing, sexual innuendos etc.)
Words: 1570
Summary: Heechul decides to bring Kyuhyun and Sungmin together (told via FaceBook).
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Junior, SHINee, F.T Island or FaceBook :(
A/N: Prompt from 64damn_prompts ; #48 project.
Here is a Vietnamese translation thanks to gemini_13elieve
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Project KyuMin!
Cho Kyuhyun likes Friends with benefits and five other pages.
- Lee Sungmin, Kim Heechul and 19 others like this.
Kim Heechul ah, Sungmin why do you like this?
Lee Sungmin because I'm a friend who helps him ^^
Shin Donghee you cant srsly be this innocent sungmin T_T
Park Jungsu just let him think what he wants :)
Kim Heechul PROJECT KYUMIN COMMENCE
- Han Geng, Lee Hyukjae and 4562 others like this.
Kim Heechul Lee Sungmin, Cho Kyuhyun, why haven't you liked this yet?!
Kim Jongwoon I think they're scared of you :|
Kim Heechul they'll thank me soon :|
Lee Sungmin, Cho Kyuhyun and Choi Siwon joined the group Kim Heechul is crazy.
- Han Geng likes this.
Park Jungsu is there facebook in the army?
Kim Ryeowook awwww, hyung, kangin will be back soon
Park Jungsu i hope so ;_;
**
Lee Sungmin > Kim Heechul WTF DID YOU PUSH ME ONTO KYUHYUN?!
- Lee Hyukjae, Lee Donghae and 4122 others like this.
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin psh. i didn't push you. it was simply the laws of gravity.
- Han Geng likes this.
Lee Sungmin > Kim Heechul i doubt you even know what gravity is =_='
- Choi Siwon likes this.
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin it's what made you fall for bbKyu ;)
- Han Geng, Lee Hyukjae and 4521 others like this.
Lee Sungmin > Kim Heechul go die.
- Cho Kyuhyun likes this.
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin NEVAARRRRRRRRawr
- Han Geng likes this.
Kim Heechul likes Rule #1, I am always right. Rule 2, if you think I am wrong, read rule #1.
- Han Geng likes this.
Kim Heechul Cho Kyuhyun, Lee Sungmin, I hope you read this~
Lee Donghae likes Hi, I'm a spider, & I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
- Cho Kyuhyun, Kim Kibum and 12 others like this.
Lee Hyukjae arent you a fishy? :3
Lee Donghae but fishes cant make people scream :(
Lee Hyukjae but you can make me scream ;)
Park Jungsu TMI!!!
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin look at your sexy boyfriend ;) arent you glad im bringing you two together :D
- Han Geng, Lee Donghae and 3587 others like this.
Cho Kyuhyun holy shit how'd you find that?!
Kim Heechul I have my sources ;)
Choi Siwon fuckyeahkyumin.tumblr.com ; it's dedicated to KyuMin.
Kim Heechul I HOPE Cho Kyuhyun & Lee Sungmin ARE LOOKING THROUGH THAT WEBSITE 8DD
Lee Sungmin > Kim Heechul if he's so sexy why don't you have him? -_-
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin sweetie, i already have Han Geng and Choi Siwon.
- Han Geng, Choi Siwon and 214 others like this.
Lee Sungmin > Kim Heechul you manwhore :|
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin i love you too~
- Han Geng likes this.
**
Lee Hyukjae > Lee Donghae let's make out
- Shin Donghee, Kim Kibum and 4213 others like this.
Park Jungsu NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN!!
Kim Heechul YES IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN 8D
Park Jungsu > Lee Hyukjae You and Lee Donghae better get a room next time... or else :|
Lee Hyukjae > Park Jungsu Or else what?
Park Jungsu > Lee Hyukjae ... ILL TELL Lee Soo Man >:)
Lee Hyukjae > Park Jungsu psh. he supports our eunhae love :)
- Lee Donghae, Shin Donghee and 2751 others like this.
Lee Soo Man > Park Jungsu i support EunHae :)
- Kim Young Min, Yoo Young Jin and 4653 others like this.
Lee Hyukjae > Park Jungsu have i made my point?
Park Jungsu > Lee Hyukjae why cant he support KangTeuk like he supports EunHae :'(
Cho Kyuhyun > Kim Heechul WTF IS MY UNDERWEAR??!!
- Lee Donghae, Lee Hyukjae and 4756 others like this.
Park Jungsu ewwww TMI
Kim Heechul > Cho Kyuhyun how am i supposed to know where your underwear is?! do i look like an undie-thief to you?!
- Han Geng likes this.
Cho Kyuhyun > Kim Heechul YES YOU LOOK LIKE AN UNDIE-THIEF. NOW GIVE THEM BACK.
Kim Heechul > Cho Kyuhyun who says I took them?
- Han Geng likes this.
Cho Kyuhyun > Choi Siwon GIVE THEM TO ME NOW !!!
Kim Heechul > Cho Kyuhyun IS Lee Sungmin IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOU?!
- Han Geng likes this.
Lee Sungmin > Kim Heechul yes we're in the same room.
- Kim Heechul, Lee Hyukjae and 3429 others like this.
Cho Kyuhyun > Kim Heechul I WILL GET MY REVENGE!!
- Lee Sungmin likes this.
Kim Heechul > Cho Kyuhyun *laughs* you will never defeat Kim Heechul >D
- Han Geng, Choi Siwon and 4326 others like this.
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Kim Heechul I LIKE TO TAKE IT UP THE ASS!!! I WANT YOUU TOO FUUUCKK MEEE BECAUSE IM A MANWHORE AND I DONT CARE HOW BIG IT IS BUT I WANT IT NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW.
- Han Geng, Choi Siwon and 2478 others like this.
Park Jungsu Heechul thats nasty :(
Kim Ryeowook >< whats happened to you hyung?
Shin Donghee he's always been like this.
Kim Heechul I EAT CUM AND LITTLE CHILDREN. OMNOMNOMNOM.
- Han Geng likes this.
Park Jungsu this is even more nasty :(
Cho Kyuhyun > Kim Heechul you're so nasty :)
Kim Heechul > Cho Kyuhyun IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
- Han Geng likes this.
Kim Heechul Cho Kyuhyun hacked into my account :(
- Han Geng likes this.
Kim Heechul Han Geng why do you like everything that I do?
- Han Geng likes this.
Lee Hongki I think he likes you ;)
Choi Siwon he probably can't understand the korean.
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Cho Kyuhyun LOOK WHAT I'VE FOUND ON GAMEKYU'S COMPUTER!!! LOOKS LIKE HE DOESNT GO ON JUST FOR STARCRAFT. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
- Lee Hyukjae, Lee Donghae and 4895 others like this.
Kim Heechul i knew it! 8DDD
Lee Sungmin wtf kyuhyun?! is this true?
Cho Kyuhyun IM GOING TO KILL YOU Kim Heechul
- Lee Sungmin likes this.
Kim Heechul Thats what they all say ;)
Cho Kyuhyun > Lee Sungmin Kim Heechul probably got it from the internet -_-
Kim Heechul LIESSSSS!!!! IT WAS FROM HIS COMPUTER!!!!!!
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin ITS LIESSSS I TELL YOU!!! IT WAS FROM HIS COMPUTER!! INSIDE A FOLDER CALLED 'MY LOVE'!!!
- Han Geng likes this.
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin if you don't believe me just look through it yourself ;)
- Han Geng likes this.
**
Cho Kyuhyun Why is Sungmin making weird noises?
Lee Hyukjae define weird noises
Kim Heechul do those noises happen to be erotic 8D
Cho Kyuhyun what'd you do this time Heechul? the noises are getting...
Kim Heechul what makes you think i did anything?
Choi Siwon heechul, just confess.
Kim Heechul I PUT APHRODISIAC IN Lee Sungmin's WINE!!!
- Han Geng, Lee Hyukjae and 3878 others like this.
Park Jungsu HOW COULD YOU?!
Shin Donghee you bad kid
Lee Donghae ABOUT FRIGGIN TIME!!
Lee Hyukjae hae, that's nasty :|
Lee Donghae whoops?
Kim Heechul Park Jungsu WHY DID I HEAR YOU SHOUT 'DON'T DRINK THE WINE KYUHYUN?!'
- Han Geng likes this.
Park Jungsu You're a very bad person Heechul
Kim Heechul :( are you going to spank me?
Park Jungsu no, that's Han Geng and Choi Siwon's job.
Kim Heechul :D
Lee Hyukjae I can hear moans from Lee Sungmin's and Cho Kyuhyun's room. KEEP IT DOWN.
- Kim Heechul, Lee Soo Man and 4986 others like this.
Kim Heechul KEEP IT URRRP 8D
Kim Heechul SUCCESSSSS
- Han Geng, Choi Siwon and 4892 others like this.
**
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin taking a nice hot bath helps :)
- Han Geng likes this.
Lee Sungmin > Kim Heechul and how would you know that helps? :|
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin ;) because i am GOD!!
- Han Geng likes this.
Cho Kyuhyun and Lee Sungmin are now In A Relationship.
- Kim Heechul, Lee Hyukjae and 4993 others like this.
Lee Hyukjae ABOUT FRICKIN' TIME!!
Kim Heechul BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR NEW GOD!!!
Kim Ryeowook yay ^^
Cho Kyuhyun, Lee Sungmin, Lee Donghae, Shin Donghee and Kim Youngwoon were tagged in the album 'KYUMIN♥'.
- Kim Heechul, Lee Hyukjae and 3654 others like this.
Lee Hyukjae aww fishy you look so cute :3
Park Jungsu :( i miss youngwoonie
Kim Heechul did Cho Kyuhyun & Lee Sungmin really kiss? you guys are pathetic at hiding it -_-
Cho Kyuhyun those are old photos. oooold.
Lee Donghae i think Lee Soo Man likes KyuMin more than EunHae :(
Lee Sungmin > Kim Heechul i love you
Cho Kyuhyun *dislikes*
Lee Sungmin aww kyubaby i love you moarr :D
Cho Kyuhyun :DD
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin about time ;D please refrain from putting disgusting comments on my beautiful facebook :)
- Han Geng likes this.
**
Choi Siwon God Bless You All
- Kim Heechul, Han Geng and 95 others like this.
Kim Heechul *blesses*
Choi Siwon I wasn't referring to you :|
Kim Heechul But I am the only God there is!
Kim Heechul Who should be my next target?
- Han Geng likes this.
Lee Donghae Choi Minho AND Lee Taemin 8D
Choi Minho oh fk :|
Lee Taemin target for what? :)
Kim Jongwoon Robot Unicorn Attack is so much fun ! ^^
- Park Jungsu, Kim Ryeowook and 842 others like this.
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I didn't put Henry and Zhoumi in because it would kill the [last name] [first name] thing :(
Author: shiitarded
Pairings: Kyuhyun/Sungmin, Siwon/Heechul/Hankyung, Donghae/Eunhyuk ; minor: Kangin/Leeteuk, Minho/Taemin
Genre: Crack/Humour, Romance
Rating: PG13 (cussing, sexual innuendos etc.)
Words: 1570
Summary: Heechul decides to bring Kyuhyun and Sungmin together (told via FaceBook).
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Junior, SHINee, F.T Island or FaceBook :(
A/N: Prompt from 64damn_prompts ; #48 project.
Here is a Vietnamese translation thanks to gemini_13elieve
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Project KyuMin!
Cho Kyuhyun likes Friends with benefits and five other pages.
- Lee Sungmin, Kim Heechul and 19 others like this.
Kim Heechul ah, Sungmin why do you like this?
Lee Sungmin because I'm a friend who helps him ^^
Shin Donghee you cant srsly be this innocent sungmin T_T
Park Jungsu just let him think what he wants :)
Kim Heechul PROJECT KYUMIN COMMENCE
- Han Geng, Lee Hyukjae and 4562 others like this.
Kim Heechul Lee Sungmin, Cho Kyuhyun, why haven't you liked this yet?!
Kim Jongwoon I think they're scared of you :|
Kim Heechul they'll thank me soon :|
Lee Sungmin, Cho Kyuhyun and Choi Siwon joined the group Kim Heechul is crazy.
- Han Geng likes this.
Park Jungsu is there facebook in the army?
Kim Ryeowook awwww, hyung, kangin will be back soon
Park Jungsu i hope so ;_;
**
Lee Sungmin > Kim Heechul WTF DID YOU PUSH ME ONTO KYUHYUN?!
- Lee Hyukjae, Lee Donghae and 4122 others like this.
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin psh. i didn't push you. it was simply the laws of gravity.
- Han Geng likes this.
Lee Sungmin > Kim Heechul i doubt you even know what gravity is =_='
- Choi Siwon likes this.
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin it's what made you fall for bbKyu ;)
- Han Geng, Lee Hyukjae and 4521 others like this.
Lee Sungmin > Kim Heechul go die.
- Cho Kyuhyun likes this.
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin NEVAARRRRRRRRawr
- Han Geng likes this.
Kim Heechul likes Rule #1, I am always right. Rule 2, if you think I am wrong, read rule #1.
- Han Geng likes this.
Kim Heechul Cho Kyuhyun, Lee Sungmin, I hope you read this~
Lee Donghae likes Hi, I'm a spider, & I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
- Cho Kyuhyun, Kim Kibum and 12 others like this.
Lee Hyukjae arent you a fishy? :3
Lee Donghae but fishes cant make people scream :(
Lee Hyukjae but you can make me scream ;)
Park Jungsu TMI!!!
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin look at your sexy boyfriend ;) arent you glad im bringing you two together :D
- Han Geng, Lee Donghae and 3587 others like this.
Cho Kyuhyun holy shit how'd you find that?!
Kim Heechul I have my sources ;)
Choi Siwon fuckyeahkyumin.tumblr.com ; it's dedicated to KyuMin.
Kim Heechul I HOPE Cho Kyuhyun & Lee Sungmin ARE LOOKING THROUGH THAT WEBSITE 8DD
Lee Sungmin > Kim Heechul if he's so sexy why don't you have him? -_-
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin sweetie, i already have Han Geng and Choi Siwon.
- Han Geng, Choi Siwon and 214 others like this.
Lee Sungmin > Kim Heechul you manwhore :|
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin i love you too~
- Han Geng likes this.
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Lee Hyukjae > Lee Donghae let's make out
- Shin Donghee, Kim Kibum and 4213 others like this.
Park Jungsu NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN!!
Kim Heechul YES IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN 8D
Park Jungsu > Lee Hyukjae You and Lee Donghae better get a room next time... or else :|
Lee Hyukjae > Park Jungsu Or else what?
Park Jungsu > Lee Hyukjae ... ILL TELL Lee Soo Man >:)
Lee Hyukjae > Park Jungsu psh. he supports our eunhae love :)
- Lee Donghae, Shin Donghee and 2751 others like this.
Lee Soo Man > Park Jungsu i support EunHae :)
- Kim Young Min, Yoo Young Jin and 4653 others like this.
Lee Hyukjae > Park Jungsu have i made my point?
Park Jungsu > Lee Hyukjae why cant he support KangTeuk like he supports EunHae :'(
Cho Kyuhyun > Kim Heechul WTF IS MY UNDERWEAR??!!
- Lee Donghae, Lee Hyukjae and 4756 others like this.
Park Jungsu ewwww TMI
Kim Heechul > Cho Kyuhyun how am i supposed to know where your underwear is?! do i look like an undie-thief to you?!
- Han Geng likes this.
Cho Kyuhyun > Kim Heechul YES YOU LOOK LIKE AN UNDIE-THIEF. NOW GIVE THEM BACK.
Kim Heechul > Cho Kyuhyun who says I took them?
- Han Geng likes this.
Cho Kyuhyun > Choi Siwon GIVE THEM TO ME NOW !!!
Kim Heechul > Cho Kyuhyun IS Lee Sungmin IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOU?!
- Han Geng likes this.
Lee Sungmin > Kim Heechul yes we're in the same room.
- Kim Heechul, Lee Hyukjae and 3429 others like this.
Cho Kyuhyun > Kim Heechul I WILL GET MY REVENGE!!
- Lee Sungmin likes this.
Kim Heechul > Cho Kyuhyun *laughs* you will never defeat Kim Heechul >D
- Han Geng, Choi Siwon and 4326 others like this.
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Kim Heechul I LIKE TO TAKE IT UP THE ASS!!! I WANT YOUU TOO FUUUCKK MEEE BECAUSE IM A MANWHORE AND I DONT CARE HOW BIG IT IS BUT I WANT IT NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW.
- Han Geng, Choi Siwon and 2478 others like this.
Park Jungsu Heechul thats nasty :(
Kim Ryeowook >< whats happened to you hyung?
Shin Donghee he's always been like this.
Kim Heechul I EAT CUM AND LITTLE CHILDREN. OMNOMNOMNOM.
- Han Geng likes this.
Park Jungsu this is even more nasty :(
Cho Kyuhyun > Kim Heechul you're so nasty :)
Kim Heechul > Cho Kyuhyun IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
- Han Geng likes this.
Kim Heechul Cho Kyuhyun hacked into my account :(
- Han Geng likes this.
Kim Heechul Han Geng why do you like everything that I do?
- Han Geng likes this.
Lee Hongki I think he likes you ;)
Choi Siwon he probably can't understand the korean.
**
Cho Kyuhyun LOOK WHAT I'VE FOUND ON GAMEKYU'S COMPUTER!!! LOOKS LIKE HE DOESNT GO ON JUST FOR STARCRAFT. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
- Lee Hyukjae, Lee Donghae and 4895 others like this.
Kim Heechul i knew it! 8DDD
Lee Sungmin wtf kyuhyun?! is this true?
Cho Kyuhyun IM GOING TO KILL YOU Kim Heechul
- Lee Sungmin likes this.
Kim Heechul Thats what they all say ;)
Cho Kyuhyun > Lee Sungmin Kim Heechul probably got it from the internet -_-
Kim Heechul LIESSSSS!!!! IT WAS FROM HIS COMPUTER!!!!!!
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin ITS LIESSSS I TELL YOU!!! IT WAS FROM HIS COMPUTER!! INSIDE A FOLDER CALLED 'MY LOVE'!!!
- Han Geng likes this.
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin if you don't believe me just look through it yourself ;)
- Han Geng likes this.
**
Cho Kyuhyun Why is Sungmin making weird noises?
Lee Hyukjae define weird noises
Kim Heechul do those noises happen to be erotic 8D
Cho Kyuhyun what'd you do this time Heechul? the noises are getting...
Kim Heechul what makes you think i did anything?
Choi Siwon heechul, just confess.
Kim Heechul I PUT APHRODISIAC IN Lee Sungmin's WINE!!!
- Han Geng, Lee Hyukjae and 3878 others like this.
Park Jungsu HOW COULD YOU?!
Shin Donghee you bad kid
Lee Donghae ABOUT FRIGGIN TIME!!
Lee Hyukjae hae, that's nasty :|
Lee Donghae whoops?
Kim Heechul Park Jungsu WHY DID I HEAR YOU SHOUT 'DON'T DRINK THE WINE KYUHYUN?!'
- Han Geng likes this.
Park Jungsu You're a very bad person Heechul
Kim Heechul :( are you going to spank me?
Park Jungsu no, that's Han Geng and Choi Siwon's job.
Kim Heechul :D
Lee Hyukjae I can hear moans from Lee Sungmin's and Cho Kyuhyun's room. KEEP IT DOWN.
- Kim Heechul, Lee Soo Man and 4986 others like this.
Kim Heechul KEEP IT URRRP 8D
Kim Heechul SUCCESSSSS
- Han Geng, Choi Siwon and 4892 others like this.
**
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin taking a nice hot bath helps :)
- Han Geng likes this.
Lee Sungmin > Kim Heechul and how would you know that helps? :|
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin ;) because i am GOD!!
- Han Geng likes this.
Cho Kyuhyun and Lee Sungmin are now In A Relationship.
- Kim Heechul, Lee Hyukjae and 4993 others like this.
Lee Hyukjae ABOUT FRICKIN' TIME!!
Kim Heechul BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR NEW GOD!!!
Kim Ryeowook yay ^^
Cho Kyuhyun, Lee Sungmin, Lee Donghae, Shin Donghee and Kim Youngwoon were tagged in the album 'KYUMIN♥'.
- Kim Heechul, Lee Hyukjae and 3654 others like this.
Lee Hyukjae aww fishy you look so cute :3
Park Jungsu :( i miss youngwoonie
Kim Heechul did Cho Kyuhyun & Lee Sungmin really kiss? you guys are pathetic at hiding it -_-
Cho Kyuhyun those are old photos. oooold.
Lee Donghae i think Lee Soo Man likes KyuMin more than EunHae :(
Lee Sungmin > Kim Heechul i love you
Cho Kyuhyun *dislikes*
Lee Sungmin aww kyubaby i love you moarr :D
Cho Kyuhyun :DD
Kim Heechul > Lee Sungmin about time ;D please refrain from putting disgusting comments on my beautiful facebook :)
- Han Geng likes this.
**
Choi Siwon God Bless You All
- Kim Heechul, Han Geng and 95 others like this.
Kim Heechul *blesses*
Choi Siwon I wasn't referring to you :|
Kim Heechul But I am the only God there is!
Kim Heechul Who should be my next target?
- Han Geng likes this.
Lee Donghae Choi Minho AND Lee Taemin 8D
Choi Minho oh fk :|
Lee Taemin target for what? :)
Kim Jongwoon Robot Unicorn Attack is so much fun ! ^^
- Park Jungsu, Kim Ryeowook and 842 others like this.
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I didn't put Henry and Zhoumi in because it would kill the [last name] [first name] thing :(