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We haven't finished watching it yet but the best part so far was totally the entire flat shrieking - several octaves higher than usual - "WHAT THE FUCK!!" in unison. I just. They are ACTIVELY FUCKING WITH US, aren't they? Good grief.
...Sara and Alex should hook up. That would be hot. (I saw a spoilery comment before but I thought it was going to apply to the frisking. Ha!)
Also if they'd tried to kill them with a drydock instead of letting the water in to an empty dock I would have loled hard and also called it a Sherlock reference, I'm just saying.
This show is... not the best at actual plots? But oh my god is it ever entertaining.
"You're invited, that means you're coming." WHAT. WHAT. I don't care if you also invited Sara I just. WHAT.
WAIT THEY'RE SHOWING US DINNER???
brb paying attention again.
aaaaaaaand then L got home and talking happened and my dad called and ditto and we had to pause and now the sound isn't working WHY DOES YOU HATE FREEDOM TELEVISION, SHARPEN UP YOUR ACT OKAY, YOU CAN BE REPLACED.
okay, i'm watching an avi.
LIKE THIRTY SECONDS after the point the tv refused to play anymore was the "for better or worse" bit. I just. I can't even. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK SERIOUSLY?!! I keep saying "I don't know how non OT3-ers can parse this show" and it's getting increasingly explicit. Like, I can fanwank an argument for how it's not, I am not that kind of tinhat. But. SERIOUSLY?! oh my godddddddd. *flails* *flails some more* *and then flailing*
okay, my tinhat may be showing, but. Neal's eyeline in that bit WAS ON EL. Not Sara. oh kids.
okay, so they're about the search the warehouses, and 1. no one we care about specifically appears to be wearing a vest. GUYS. WATCH MORE OF THE SAME TV WE DO. :( 2. you're leaving Neal there unguarded? lol asking for trouble.
okay, compelely unfounded speculation: Alex 'borrowed' Neal's storeroom full of therapy-art, and set up the explosions. go girl. I was going to guess that they wouldn't find any trace of most of the art when they went in after it was safe but the Giant Honking Clue By Four showed up to make that even more obvious. ALSO did anyone put Neal's anklet back on?
what the fuuuuuuuuck why does Peter a) suddenly not trust Neal and b) NOT REALISE NEAL IS TOO SMART TO FRAME HIMSELF SO OBVIOUSLY. i guess you can argue that the FBI weren't close enough to see Neal's genuine reflex to run into a burning building to rescue the art (i... respect that.) so don't have that instinctive belief in him, but SERIOUSLY? there are ways to keep the show going that don't involve suddenly U-turning Peter's trust in Neal I AM JUST SAYING.
also -- Peter, you didn't even mention you saw his stuff in there, so you basically just told Neal I DON'T TRUST YOU ACTUALLY when he thinks he just saw a bunch of irreplaceable art objects GO UP IN FLAMES are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? i hope El kicks your ass SO FUCKING MUCH.
*rereads* ...god help me.
NEAL YOU IDIOT. don't even- CALL DIANA. GET A FUCKING WITNESS YOU PRIZE FUCKING IDIOT. YOU ABSOLUT--
OH MY GOD work with me here people, Matt Bomer as Ivan? :D? ...okay, it doesn't really work, he's a bit too insouciant-little-boy and not quite in the patrician way, but. it bears thinking of, right?
In conclusion: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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