Intarwebs, how are you so awesome?

[shihadchick]

Why, gmail, why? What do you want? It's holding my email hostage! Except the desktop notifier thingy is still working, so I KNOW I have emails that are not comments in there and I wanna knoooooooow and it won't show me? Surely it can't want chocolate. Or money. It's EMAIL. *pokes at it* Do you want spam? Internet viagra? Throw me a bone

Comments

[nosferatuvoice]

You are so funny! Thanks for cheering me up with laughter. :D

[mishloran]

Of course I would. RUN ACROSS THE ROAD, DAMNIT.

*mwhahahahaaha*