Title: Nosy Neighbo(u)rs
Warnings: None/crack
Summary: A pirate walks into NATO
A/N: ....This one is just...  I can't even explain this one...

( Yo-ho-ho! )

Title: Scenic America
Warnings: Innuendo?  Crack (but what kind?)
Summary: England creates an international incident
A/N: Inspired by seeing a tour bus called Scenic America today, would'ja believe it?  I am also reviving an old, old joke.  See if you can guess it.  :D

( Ride a canoe )