FMA slash fanart, incredibly enough

[sheuzheiproih]

Great. That makes TWO anime fandoms that I've been sucked back into now. So anyway, the lowdown ...

Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: Er ... PG-15? Come on, it's just a deep kiss, anything else that's going on is subjective ... ;)
Disclaimer: Oh, please.
Anything else: IT'S SKETCHY. SKETCHY TO THE EXTREME. Don't say I didn't warn you about that.

Comments

[zevazo]

(Don't be dead ...)

Very cute! I love the ... um ... guy on the left ... 's hair, it looks so soft and pretty, how it drapes over his shoulder.

[sheuzheiproih]

*registers "guy on the left"* ... Don't tell me ... you are unfamiliar with the Fullmetal Alchemist fandom? B-b-but it's right up there with Naruto as a freakishly popular anime, and yet it still manages to retain its high quality and moral bombshells, and it has highly slash-able characters, and, and ... go watch it. Now. It's only 51 episodes long, you have time!

[zevazo]

Okay, why not? YouTube?

[sheuzheiproih]

Mm, well, it's licensed, so I don't know how much luck you'll have with Youtube. The show was airing on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim a while back, but I dunno about that now either. Me, I originally borrowed the DVD set from a friend, and now I've downloaded the series via bittorrent.

... It took me three days to download the whole thing. Three days. Oh, my wasted life ...

[zevazo]

I had a similar experience trying to download House. This was before uncultured me realized that they make those DVD discs of them Telly-vision shows. Netflix, how I do love thee.

[sheuzheiproih]

Oh, how I've missed your sense of humor. And in order to respond in kind, I really must share this with you -- a few excerpts from my latest contribution to an unknown LJ psueudo-fandom that will remain unnamed, but has some pertinence to the world in general. I call it The English Language Bible of the Republic of _______, AKA "Minworld". Please don't ask.

Compiler's note: Those who hold the firm belief that religion and humor (tasteful and mostly harmless humor, that is) should not be mixed under any circumstances may wish to step cautiously around this post. Those who have read Good Omens, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, or similar works needn't worry about this.

[zevazo]

Oh, believe me, fandom in general has removed my religious-intolerance neurons. On another note, I will never be able to say the Lord's Prayer without giggling in horror again.

[sheuzheiproih]

The Lord's Prayer ... Should I ask for details? It can't be any worse than Vogon poetry, can it?

[zevazo]

Um ... lapsed Catholic sub plus religion-skeptical dom equals traditional prayers used for perverted new purposes. Being an indiscriminate browser of fanfiction, especially in Good Omens, you run across wonderful and intriguing uses of religious concepts, and then you run across wonderful and intriguing uses that make you want to go to Confession even if you haven't been in ... damn. Ten years.

[sheuzheiproih]

Amen to that.

[sheuzheiproih]

The Ten Commandments1. Thou shalt have no I before E except after C or when sounded like “ay” as in “neighbor” and “weigh

[sheuzheiproih]

The Beatitudes

~ Blessed are the meticulous in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of betas.

~ Blessed are they that inquire: for they shall be aided and enlightened.

~ Blessed are the crack dealers: for they hold the key to enlightenment, and shall deliver it unto the inquiring whenever they see fit, oftentimes even against the will of said inquirers. -- Delivered in offering to the Great Text by pyro_o, Disciple of the Eleventh Commandment~ Blessed are the dedicated: for they shall inherit the editorship of this Bible

[zevazo]

Will be including these in future e-mails to clients, some of whom do indeed write like that and then whine about my prices. Which results solely in my adding a "putting up with you" fee. I have other fees too, like the "God this is boring" fee and the "asking for discounts for a brother in Christ" fee. I charge that one more often than seems statistically likely. Also, the "making me wonder if you're scamming me" fee.

[sheuzheiproih]

Excellent; I'm glad to hear that my crack!fest might be put to some practical use. And then you can charge an additional "Didn't you READ the bloody commandments?!" fee if your clients continue to prove intolerable.

[zevazo]

Oh, I have an addition, even though I just did this:

One shalt not use "you" when one means "one."

[sheuzheiproih]

*headdesk* Ugh. That's a rule that even I balk at strictly observing; sometimes "one" simply sounds so awkward and formal and ... well, drat. I just might have to split the Bible into the Formal Testament and the Informal Testament.