FMA slash fanart, incredibly enough

[sheuzheiproih]

Great. That makes TWO anime fandoms that I've been sucked back into now. So anyway, the lowdown ...

Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: Er ... PG-15? Come on, it's just a deep kiss, anything else that's going on is subjective ... ;)
Disclaimer: Oh, please.
Anything else: IT'S SKETCHY. SKETCHY TO THE EXTREME. Don't say I didn't warn you about that.

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[sheuzheiproih]

The Beatitudes

~ Blessed are the meticulous in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of betas.

~ Blessed are they that inquire: for they shall be aided and enlightened.

~ Blessed are the crack dealers: for they hold the key to enlightenment, and shall deliver it unto the inquiring whenever they see fit, oftentimes even against the will of said inquirers. -- Delivered in offering to the Great Text by pyro_o, Disciple of the Eleventh Commandment

~ Blessed are the dedicated: for they shall inherit the editorship of this Bible.

~ Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after grammatical correctness: for they shall be [mostly] satisfied.

~ Blessed are the articulate; for they shall obtain understanding.

~ Blessed are the clear in mind: for they shall see the point before everyone else does.

~ Blessed are the ficwriters and fanartists: for they shall be called the illegitimate children of Creativity and Crack.

~ Blessed are they which are persecuted for the sake of following the myriad and often contradictory rules of the English language: for theirs is the kingdom of wisdom, if not common sense.

[zevazo]

Will be including these in future e-mails to clients, some of whom do indeed write like that and then whine about my prices. Which results solely in my adding a "putting up with you" fee. I have other fees too, like the "God this is boring" fee and the "asking for discounts for a brother in Christ" fee. I charge that one more often than seems statistically likely. Also, the "making me wonder if you're scamming me" fee.

[sheuzheiproih]

Excellent; I'm glad to hear that my crack!fest might be put to some practical use. And then you can charge an additional "Didn't you READ the bloody commandments?!" fee if your clients continue to prove intolerable.

[zevazo]

Oh, I have an addition, even though I just did this:

One shalt not use "you" when one means "one."

[sheuzheiproih]

*headdesk* Ugh. That's a rule that even I balk at strictly observing; sometimes "one" simply sounds so awkward and formal and ... well, drat. I just might have to split the Bible into the Formal Testament and the Informal Testament.

[zevazo]

Normally I don't mind it, but "When you fuck your wife's springer spaniel ..." sounds a heck of a lot more confrontational than "When one fucks one's wife's springer spaniel ..." and a certain saxophone-playing pastor who shall remain unnamed is frequently guilty of accusing people of heinous sins (not that one) no matter how often I point this out.

[zevazo]

Apologies for the language; I seem to have gotten my obscenity filters switched off at some point.

[sheuzheiproih]

No worries, I'm not quite as prone to ripping into swear words online as I am in person. And perhaps this is just my opinion, but I think the whole thing about screwing springer spaniels sounds rather alliteratively accusational no matter how you say/one says it.

[zevazo]

Well, true. That's not what it said, but that's the example I've been tempted to give His Piousness in the hopes that it'll sink in.