☆ 001 (video)

[sheroic]

[ Hello everyone I hope you're enjoying your day!! Because it will soon be interrupted with a very loud voice and angry woman over the communicator. ]

HEY! What's the big idea? You can't just kidnap the heroine like that! I at least want a cool fight scene first! So whoever's responsible for this better speak up soon. [ She holds her baseball bat

Comments

1/3; hi I'm so sorry also omg

[crotchroses]

. . . [. . . trying . . . to put . . . the pieces together.

America

+

female

=

? ? ? ? ]

2/3

[crotchroses]

[WELL OKAY WHATEVER HE CAN DO THIS IT CAN'T BE SO BAD, RIGHT?]

3/3

[crotchroses]

Bonjour mademoiselle Amerique!

hello really I should apologize

[sheroic]

[ She may or may not recognize this language but she will pretend she didn't because gross. ]

Huh? Aliens should speak English, y'know.

1/2; NO I'M PRETTY SURE THIS WARRANTS BEGGING FORGIVENESS HERE lsjfkasd

[crotchroses]

[french unless noted otherwise] I am not an alien! [SIGH]

I should have known. ... What am I talking about? Of course I knew. Male or female, you would be a magnificent idiot.

2/2

[crotchroses]

[in irritated English:] Hello, Amerique.

well I guess France in general needs forgiving BUT AMERICA DOES TOO

[sheroic]

See? That wasn't so hard. [ Wait wait a guy speaking French could it be. ]

Johnny? Is it you? [ Even if she is able to see him he's probably just wearing a wig right it must be him. ]

... yeah it's true IT'S OKAY I PLAY ALFRED SO I UNDERSTAND

[crotchroses]

[still English] ... Who is Johnny? This is France!

WE CAN APOLOGIZE TOGETHER FOREVER

[sheroic]

... France. You got uglier.

OKAY AWESOME hey do you have plurk and can I add you /not creepy at all

[crotchroses]

And you are as stupid and ill-mannered as ever, Amerique. Bonjour to you as well.

I am the--eh, brother of the France you are familiar with.

Something about alternate universes.

yes it's Faildere go ahead!!

[sheroic]

She's not here, is she? We don't need two.

YEAH STALKING--I MEAN FRIENDED SOMEONE ELSE

[crotchroses]

Alas, she is not here. It is only I, la République française!~

[sheroic]

Good! I mean, you can't be as bad as her, right?

[crotchroses]

I take incredible offense to this.

[sheroic]

Why? [ She thought she was being nice!! ]

[crotchroses]

She is my sister! She is me!

Except...

She is a woman.

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