☆ 001 (video)

Jul 31, 2011 16:35

[ Hello everyone I hope you're enjoying your day!! Because it will soon be interrupted with a very loud voice and angry woman over the communicator. ]

HEY! What's the big idea? You can't just kidnap the heroine like that! I at least want a cool fight scene first! So whoever's responsible for this better speak up soon. [ She holds her baseball bat up to face the camera, which really just causes her to look awkward because she's also trying to hold the communicator at a menacing angle and it's not working!! But pretend it's threatening OK.

So she starts walking as she talks. Spero looks like it needs to be explored. ] And what's up with these things? It said I should use it... Is this something Japan made? And--is that a movie theater? [ There is a pause see the gears working in her mind. ]

Oh! Japan, if you wanted me to star in your new movie, all you had to do was say so! But the credits should say STARRING ☆ AMERICA AS THE HEROINE, DIRECTED BY ☆ AMERICA, PRODUCED BY ☆ AMERICA... and Johnny Depp can be my backup, OK?

... Can anyone else see this? I expect you to answer me and tell me what this movie's about!

intro, *discedo

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