☆ 001 (video)

[sheroic]

[ Hello everyone I hope you're enjoying your day!! Because it will soon be interrupted with a very loud voice and angry woman over the communicator. ]

HEY! What's the big idea? You can't just kidnap the heroine like that! I at least want a cool fight scene first! So whoever's responsible for this better speak up soon. [ She holds her baseball bat

Comments

[totallygaaay]

Ya sound just like someone I know!

[Granted, he's already realized this is the female ver. of the America he knows but he plays a derp. It's more interesting this way]

[sheroic]

But I sound cuter, right?

[totallygaaay]

Ha ha~!

I wonder if he'll get jealous if I agree.

[sheroic]

Everyone agrees, don't worry about it. Who are you talking about?

[totallygaaay]

Ya!

Oh!! Ya remind me of my boyfriend, Alfred. Ring any bells?

[Probably moving closer to the movie theater to see if he can spy on this new America]

[sheroic]

Um... no! Should it?

[totallygaaay]

Maybe ya know him as America or USA! Ya know, like the country? I know it sounds weird but they're people here who are like that!! It's really awesome!!!

[SOOO being a derp.]

[sheroic]

But I'm the USA--oh, are you talking about guy me? He's here? ... and dating you?

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[totallygaaay]

Huh?

Guy you? Ya mean ya like OTHER Japan-san?

[totallygaaay]

[He sounds really excited about this now, though he knew it was coming]

This is so cool! I have to tell Alfred!! Ya guys got to meet!!!

Ya! Ya!! We're dating! It's been almost seven months now!!

Wait, does that mean I'm your boyfriend too? How does that work?

[sheroic]

But I don't even know who you are.

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[totallygaaay]

Oh. Good point.

[totallygaaay]

YA! I'm Tatsumi!! America-kun's boyfriend, advertising manager, and head of his special werewolf force!

Pleasure to meet ya- uh... Do ya just want me to call ya America or, like, do ya have a human name too?

[sheroic]

Werewolf force?

You can call me America or "the heroine"!

[totallygaaay]

Werewolf, werepire... whatever! I go on special missions or somethin. Really haven't done much yet, though.

Okay! I'll just stick with calling him Alfred from now on, then!!

Uh, can I ask what year it is for ya? We;re all taken from different times and worlds and stuff. I'm from 1998! Alfred is from, like, 1969!!

[sheroic]

Does that mean you're a werewolf... pire... thing?

1969... [ She thinks about that for a second. ] Oh, I'm from 2011! Are you all so outdated?