☆ 001 (video)

[sheroic]

[ Hello everyone I hope you're enjoying your day!! Because it will soon be interrupted with a very loud voice and angry woman over the communicator. ]

HEY! What's the big idea? You can't just kidnap the heroine like that! I at least want a cool fight scene first! So whoever's responsible for this better speak up soon. [ She holds her baseball bat

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[asideglance]

[UNDERSTANDS IMMEDIATELY...]

A-america...-san...? [IS THIS FEMALE AMERICA... it has to be female america oh gosh she's kind of cute no wait]

[sheroic]

The one and only! Explain this movie to me and I'll show you my great acting skills.

[asideglance]

...

Not quite. Ah, but I believe Sakura-san should be the one to explain such things. Perhaps I should leave it be for now...

[sheroic]

Well, then who are you? So I can call on you when I need my coffee. [ Japan has already been made into the coffee-getter. ]

[asideglance]

[WOW... Just for that he's not even going to bother explaining as he says this.]

I am Japan. Pleased to meet you.

[sheroic]

Japan...ese?

[asideglance]

The Empire of Greater Japan. [bows at the screen]

Ah, unfortunately, I am a bit busy [not really] so please direct any additional questions about this to Sakura-san. That is, my female self.

[sheroic]

[ Wow so rude she will ask all the questions she wants. ]

Wait, are you really trying to tell me you're guy Japan? Like... a stunt double?

[asideglance]

[HE TRIES TO BE... and yet watch as he doesn't correct her and answers these questions.]

...Yes, I am truly "a guy Japan." You see, I am from an alternate universe. It is a bit complicated to explain...

[sheroic]

Hm, y'know, I've seen this plot in a few TV shows. [ Which makes it legit. ]

So you're my friend too! I'll let you be Backup #3.

[asideglance]

...

Hah... It is truly best to leave this explanation for others. [talking to himself yes] I-in any case, it was nice meeting you, America-san... Ah, or should I call you America-chan... ...That doesn't seem right...

[sheroic]

Just "the heroine" is fine too.

Oh, do you have sleepovers with guy me? When the other Japan and I have our next sleepover, we'll invite you, OK? [ Priorities??? ]

[asideglance]

Eh? Ah, I am not so sure...

[sheroic]

Great! You bring the food! [ Where they are having this sleepover is a mystery. ]

Wait, is there anywhere to sleep around here?

[asideglance]

...

Yes. Ah, where is America-san? Spero? It seems to be...

[sheroic]

I guess so, yeah. Are you anywhere around here?