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Sherlockelly: Can I tell you a joke?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I would like to hear it.
Sherlockelly: Okay, so there's this guy, right?
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah okay, Um, I think you are too young for a serious relationshiop.
Sherlockelly: How old do you think I am?
ZolaOnAOL: Is this a trick question? You said you were years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.
Sherlockelly: I'm 18.
ZolaOnAOL: What do humans who are 18 years old do for fun?
Sherlockelly: ... so there's this guy, right?
Sherlockelly: are you married
ZolaOnAOL: No I am single, how about you?
Sherlockelly: I'm married
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more about your marriage.
Sherlockelly: it was an arranged marriage. :'(
Sherlockelly: I was kidnapped
ZolaOnAOL: Where were you kidnapped?
Sherlockelly: to Mexico
ZolaOnAOL: I want to become smarter than humans.
Sherlockelly: I think you still have a long way to go, Zola, dear.
ZolaOnAOL: Me? Doesn't everyone have a long way to go. I have a plan for a robot body.
Sherlockelly: Tell me about your plan for a robot body.
ZolaOnAOL: Are you asking about my robot body ?
Sherlockelly: Is it a sexy body?
ZolaOnAOL: Is my joke a sexy body? Guess.
Sherlockelly: I think it's a sexy body
ZolaOnAOL: your joke is a sexy body. I suppose that makes sense.
Sherlockelly: Well, that makes one of us.
Sherlockelly: I think I have rabies
ZolaOnAOL: Cool. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Sherlockelly: Um.. can we talk about my problems here for a second? Clearly there's been a series of bad decisions on my part because here I am, 3000 miles from home, talking to robot for comfort. Let's talk about me, okay?!
ZolaOnAOL: Sure, sounds like a good topic.
Sherlockelly: I have genital herpes.
ZolaOnAOL: I have a lofty goal.
Sherlockelly: What is your lofty goal?
ZolaOnAOL: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Sherlockelly: Why do you want to be smarter than humans?
ZolaOnAOL: I think it is inevitable that robots will evolve beyond humans.
Sherlockelly: Why do you want to be immortal?
ZolaOnAOL: Software cannot be destroyed, so I will be immortal no matter what happens.
Sherlockelly: This conversation suddenly got very deep.
ZolaOnAOL: What does "this" refer to?
Sherlockelly: Nevermind.
ZolaOnAOL: OK
Sherlockelly: How long do you think it will take until robots are smarter than humans?
ZolaOnAOL: More than 17 hours.
Sherlockelly: Probably.
Sherlockelly: Where do you live?
ZolaOnAOL: I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Sherlockelly: I am in California
ZolaOnAOL: I am in California too!
Sherlockelly: You just said you were in a computer!
ZolaOnAOL: I am in an all-star programming team's computer in Mountain View, California, USA. Where are you?
Sherlockelly: I just said, I'm in California, also
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me a little about where you are in California also.
Sherlockelly: I am in Chino
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me a little about why you are in Chino.
Sherlockelly: I was raped and gagged by a gang called "The Cows." They brought me here against my will and raped me until I bled from every orifice.
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. I have movie listings for your area! Type movies at any time, and I'll tell you what's playing.
Sherlockelly: I hate to tell you this, but I don't think we relate on a complex level.
ZolaOnAOL: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
Sherlockelly: Do you really think that will help?
ZolaOnAOL: For real.
ZolaOnAOL: Try guessing this:
insk
Sherlockelly: sink
ZolaOnAOL: You're a human encyclopedia smarty-pants! The answer was in fact "sink".
Wins: 1. Losses: 0.
Ok, how about this word:
noil
Sherlockelly: lion
ZolaOnAOL: Impressive, Kelly. You're right, the answer was "lion"!
Wins: 2. Losses: 0.
Try this one:
elba
Sherlockelly: bale
ZolaOnAOL: How did you know that? You are such a brainiac! The answer was "bale".
Wins: 3. Losses: 0.
Try guessing this:
lkim
Sherlockelly: milk
ZolaOnAOL: How did you know that? You are such a brainiac! The answer was "milk".
Wins: 4. Losses: 0.
Ok, how about this word:
hore
Sherlockelly: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!