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[sherlockelly]

I played 20 questions with the computer and he got me! But it took him longer than 20 questions, it took him thirty. He claims it was because I mislead him on my answers to the following questions:

You were thinking of something to do with sex.
Does it make sound? You said Depends, I say Yes.
Is it usually warm? You said Irrelevant, I say Yes.
Is it something you can purchase? You said Yes, I say No.
Do most people use this daily? You said Sometimes, I say Yes.
Is it spontaneous? You said Depends, I say Yes.

Something you can purchase my ass! Of course it is! Bitches.

You were thinking of the color orange.
You said it is classified as Other, I say Vegetable.
Do you use it in public? You said Irrelevant, I say Probably.
Do you hold it when you use it? You said Irrelevant, I say Yes.
Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? You said Irrelevant, I say Yes.
Can you buy it at a store? You said Irrelevant, I say Yes.
Could it be found in a classroom? You said Probably, I say No.
Can you hold it? You said No, I say Yes.
Can it affect you(cause an effect to you)? You said Probably, I say No.
Can it be used more than once? You said Yes, I say No.
Is it small? You said Irrelevant, I say Yes.

BULL SHIT!