Its at a police function where they were expected to be courteous and share helpful ideas and opinions so as to help the other division of Scotland yard.
Psh Yea right. It wasn't that they weren't courteous to each other or anything, but it always just ended up as being one big party where everyone got piss drunk and ended up gossiping.
At one such table a group of men sit and debate on a serious topic.
"I dunno I guess I would shag Sherlock she's gorgeous. Almost like a Model you see on one of those fashion mags" A very sloshed Dimmock voiced as he got ready to take another shot.
"What are you kidding me if I went for either one I'd choose Jane she's such a sweet girl, and she's got real curves underneath those jumpers." voiced Kevin who was Dimmock's M.E.
"I'd do Sherlock" a very clear but tipsy sounding Anderson shouted. Every one paused to stare at him. He shrugged "What can I say she's my body type. Also I'd want her to shut up for once and I see her as the type to not make much noise."
The group lined up another round of shot and clinked them together before downing them all at once. A resounding thud echoed as each one put there glasses down.
"You know I can see that. I bet Jane would be a screamer though." Dimmock commented again. "It's always the quiet ones that get wild in bed."
"Oy you already chose Sherlock" Gregson cried out as he shelled peanuts before popping them into his mouth.
"Hey that doesn't mean I wouldn't shag Jane." A small protest started as Gresgon and Dimmock fought on the 'rules' of the choices.
"Ha! Like either of you have a chance" The men separated, as one Sally Donovan walked by their table pausing for just one moment to throw the comment out and continued walking with her pitcher of Margaritas to the table that many of the female law enforcement officers were sitting at.
Gregson finally turned to Lestrade who hadn't said anything so far. He looked a little more than drunk and he wondered if he was even conscious.
"Oy Greg wake up" He slapped him on his back and Lestrade opened his eyes to see the table looking at him expectantly.
"Wha?" He slurred as he tried to rest his head on his arms.
Dimmock rolled his eyes "Who'd you rather do Sherlock or Jane?"
Lestrade seemed to ponder the idea for a bit.
"Well Sherlock likes to shag in the most interesting places but its okay cause she's extremely bendable. Plus she loves to talk dirty I swear she's got a filthier mouth than most sailors I've met" Lestrade paused and nodded to himself as if assuring himself he had his information correctly. He didn't notice the slack jawed faces of Anderson, Gregson, Dimmock, or Kevin as they stared at Lestrade.
"But John she is the most insatiable women I've ever met. I mean she has some excellent stamina. And I mean she's as vocal as most women but she has this point where she gets quiet and just lets out these quiet whimpers which are fucking sexy." Lestrade hmmmed and finally stated that he really couldn't decide.
"I mean Its just a lot easier to have both at the same time" Lestrade looked up to see them all staring at him, he tilted his head.
Warning: Mentions of sex, Threesomes, and all around guyness.
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Its at a police function where they were expected to be courteous and share helpful ideas and opinions so as to help the other division of Scotland yard.
Psh Yea right. It wasn't that they weren't courteous to each other or anything, but it always just ended up as being one big party where everyone got piss drunk and ended up gossiping.
At one such table a group of men sit and debate on a serious topic.
"I dunno I guess I would shag Sherlock she's gorgeous. Almost like a Model you see on one of those fashion mags" A very sloshed Dimmock voiced as he got ready to take another shot.
"What are you kidding me if I went for either one I'd choose Jane she's such a sweet girl, and she's got real curves underneath those jumpers." voiced Kevin who was Dimmock's M.E.
"I'd do Sherlock" a very clear but tipsy sounding Anderson shouted. Every one paused to stare at him. He shrugged "What can I say she's my body type. Also I'd want her to shut up for once and I see her as the type to not make much noise."
The group lined up another round of shot and clinked them together before downing them all at once. A resounding thud echoed as each one put there glasses down.
"You know I can see that. I bet Jane would be a screamer though." Dimmock commented again. "It's always the quiet ones that get wild in bed."
"Oy you already chose Sherlock" Gregson cried out as he shelled peanuts before popping them into his mouth.
"Hey that doesn't mean I wouldn't shag Jane." A small protest started as Gresgon and Dimmock fought on the 'rules' of the choices.
"Ha! Like either of you have a chance" The men separated, as one Sally Donovan walked by their table pausing for just one moment to throw the comment out and continued walking with her pitcher of Margaritas to the table that many of the female law enforcement officers were sitting at.
Gregson finally turned to Lestrade who hadn't said anything so far. He looked a little more than drunk and he wondered if he was even conscious.
"Oy Greg wake up" He slapped him on his back and Lestrade opened his eyes to see the table looking at him expectantly.
"Wha?" He slurred as he tried to rest his head on his arms.
Dimmock rolled his eyes "Who'd you rather do Sherlock or Jane?"
Lestrade seemed to ponder the idea for a bit.
"Well Sherlock likes to shag in the most interesting places but its okay cause she's extremely bendable. Plus she loves to talk dirty I swear she's got a filthier mouth than most sailors I've met" Lestrade paused and nodded to himself as if assuring himself he had his information correctly. He didn't notice the slack jawed faces of Anderson, Gregson, Dimmock, or Kevin as they stared at Lestrade.
"But John she is the most insatiable women I've ever met. I mean she has some excellent stamina. And I mean she's as vocal as most women but she has this point where she gets quiet and just lets out these quiet whimpers which are fucking sexy." Lestrade hmmmed and finally stated that he really couldn't decide.
"I mean Its just a lot easier to have both at the same time" Lestrade looked up to see them all staring at him, he tilted his head.
"What?"
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