The Office!
anonymous
October 10 2010, 11:04:54 UTC
Ok, i've just started watching the Office (the UK one) And was plesently suprised to see Martin Freeman as Tim! (He's so cute!) I don't care how, when or why, but i want Sherlock to go in The Office! Bonus points for him shutting up David Brent and something cute and funny with Sherlock and Tim!
FILL: The New Hire - Rated T - Part 1/4
anonymous
November 11 2010, 23:08:44 UTC
I’ve been working on this for a while and only just finished it today--curse you real life! So sorry for the wait, and I sincerely hope you enjoy
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Re: FILL: The New Hire - Rated T - Part 2/More than 4, I'm dumb.
anonymous
November 11 2010, 23:25:49 UTC
With a warm welcome and a clap on the back, David motioned for Sherlock to sit. He took his spot at the other side of his desk, sighing contently as he sank into the chair
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Re: FILL: The New Hire - Rated T - Part 3/10-ish?
anonymous
November 11 2010, 23:26:23 UTC
“I said don’t interrupt.” Sherlock let his glare linger on David for a second before he continued. “And as for you, the bags under your eyes are worse than hers. The spill on your tie seems moderately fresh, and you’re paler than I recall from a few days ago.” He motioned towards his cheekbone. “And you’ve got some marker on your face
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Re: FILL: The New Hire - Rated T - Part 4/10-ish?
anonymous
November 11 2010, 23:27:29 UTC
DAVID BRENT: I can already tell that Sherlock will be a dedicated worker. He’s quite serious about this job, which is good. I like a serious worker. There are some jobs where you need to be serious, and security should be one of them. I think Sherlock has the right idea there
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Re: FILL: The New Hire - Rated T - Part 7/8
anonymous
November 11 2010, 23:31:13 UTC
When Gareth approached his desk, he was greeted with the sight of a police officer’s cartoonish head overlooking the room from the computer monitor
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Re: FILL: The New Hire - Rated T - Part 8/8chainsaw_poet97November 12 2010, 02:10:00 UTC
This is so perfect. So perfect. The thought of Sherlock in Slough (Slough!) is hilarious enough on its own. But you got the tone of the dialogue spot on - I read the whole thing with the biggest smile on my face. I especially loved the "to camera" bits. I can tell that you must have worked really hard on this for ages, and it really paid off.
Thanks so much for posting this. It absolutely made my night.
Re: FILL: The New Hire - Rated T - Part 8/8grassleNovember 19 2010, 10:29:44 UTC
This is hilarious! The characterisations are spot on and the dialogue achingly accurate. I'm still laughing at “If you’re in the trenches, and one of your mates is ferreting through your things, you’d want to find out who it is, and why. He might be a spy, trying to find sensitive information. He might just be having a wank on that picture of your wife..." Have you written anything else? (Hopeful face)
I don't care how, when or why, but i want Sherlock to go in The Office!
Bonus points for him shutting up David Brent and something cute and funny with Sherlock and Tim!
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This Sherlock guy could call me a wanker and sleep with me mum for all I care. But I wouldn’t. Because he’s getting the job done.
And that last line. BRB DYING ALL OVER AGAIN
But seriously. /capslock You are GENIUS.
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Thanks so much for posting this. It absolutely made my night.
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“If you’re in the trenches, and one of your mates is ferreting through your things, you’d want to find out who it is, and why. He might be a spy, trying to find sensitive information. He might just be having a wank on that picture of your wife..."
Have you written anything else? (Hopeful face)
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I loved this, thank you so much
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