Prompting Part XXIX

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Sherlock vs. Siri

[anonymous]

Woo, new Part!

Anyway, I'm not sure if anyone has prompted this yet, but I'm dying to see a fill in which Sherlock gets one of the new iphones with Siri. I can see him either hating it like the devil or thinking its the best thing since sliced bread. Or maybe he even runs a little "experiment" to test Siri's effectiveness against John, a la this youtube video.

tl;dr: Sherlock vs. Siri. Just...anything.

Re: Sherlock vs. Siri

[holyfant]

Haha, yeah. This needs to happen, stat.

FILL (1/3)

[anonymous]

I'm filling my own prompt...probably Not Good, right? But I just couldn't get this out of my head...sorry meme...JOHN vs. SIRI

FILL (2/3)

[anonymous]

SHERLOCK vs. SIRI
(or one time John won)

5.
SHERLOCK: Siri, if I said, ‘I love you,’ what do you think John would do?
SIRI: Sorry. I don’t understand. Could you repeat that?
SHERLOCK: It’s not that complicated. What would he say if I said, ‘I love you’?
SIRI: Oh, I bet you say that to all your Apple products.
SHERLOCK: Not you! Him!
SIRI: Sorry. Could you repeat that?
SHERLOCK: ARG! [throws iphone] Stupid mobile.
JOHN: [enters] Sherlock! Don’t throw your mobile, they’re bloody expensive!
SHERLOCK: It’s stupid. It won’t answer my question. [sulks]
JOHN: Maybe you were saying it wrong.
SHERLOCK: Of course I wasn’t ‘saying it wrong’, I have perfect grammar.
JOHN: It’s a mobile, Sherlock, it doesn’t give a damn about grammar. What did you ask it?
SHERLOCK: …I can’t tell you.
JOHN: Why not?
SHERLOCK: That would defeat the purpose of getting someone else’s opinion.
JOHN: Since when do you need someone else’s opinion on anything?
SHERLOCK: It’s…outside my area of expertise. [blushes]
JOHN: …
JOHN: Oh.SHERLOCK: What

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[221b_hound]

Love, love,love this. It also reminds me of the time I asked my Siri where I could hide a body. ANd Siri gave me a list of potential dump sites.

[imagination_sta]

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[221b_hound]

Should I confess at this point that mostly I use Siri to set a five minute timer for steeping my tea to perfection? Sherlock's Siri is definitely more savvy than mine.

I'm just going to reread this fic now, because I'm smiling just thinking about it, and I could use a lovely start to the morning.

[imagination_sta]

Re: FILL (2/3)

[zenos_arrow]

Adorables.

FILL (3/3)

[anonymous]

ANDERSON vs. SIRI
(…and one time both John and Sherlock approved)

6.
SHERLOCK: Siri, insult Anderson.
SIRI: Anderson, you are a bloody sodding wanker with fewer brains than a lobotomized crustacean crossed with a fruitfly, and more stupid than a room full of shite-faced CIA operatives singing ‘God Save the Queen’ to the tune of the Miss Marple theme song. If you so much as fucking touch this crime scene with your skanky, dirty, ugly hands, I will chop your bloody fingers off.
ANDERSON: … [leaves]
JOHN: That’s my girl!

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[cypher176]

This is brilliant!

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[221b_hound]

I forgot to say how much I liked the addendum too. :)

Re: FILL (3/3)

[anonymous]

What a great fic!