Prompt Post Part XXVIII
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A) Ask what the hell just happened
B) Go in for a grope
C) Comfort Mrs. Anderson
D) Taunt Mrs. Anderson
E) Steal something else. They have nice silverware
Select: A) Ask what the hell just happened
“It was obvious,” Sherlock assures you, “I would have seen it easily if I’d been looking.”
A) Cut off Sherlock’s explanation. Tell him you can contain your lust no longer
B) Listen to him in wonderment
C) Pretend to listen to Sherlock while distracting yourself with fantasies
D) Listen patiently
Select: B) Listen in wonderment
You listen raptly as Sherlock explains how Mrs. Anderson discovered Anderson’s affair. He reports the signs and recounts how Mrs. Anderson planned the method of murder as an ironic poisoning, an overdose of the drug ground into Anderson’s food. He describes how she acquired so much of the drug, how that must have led to the conversation you overheard. He describes how tonight’s events brought everything to light in his mind, and how his confrontation with Mrs. Anderson led to her confession.
A) Praise his genius verbally
B) Praise his genius by telling him you can no-longer contain your lust. Jump him
C) Remind him that it’s Anderson’s life he just saved
D) Propose marriage
E) Explain in detail how impressed you are and exactly how you intend to express that when you get back to your flat
Select: A) Praise his genius verbally
Pleased colour rises in Sherlock’s cheeks. He is not so aroused that he forgets the presence of Mrs. Anderson. The police arrive and Sherlock feeds them an abridged explanation. You leave together as soon as you can. He walks close enough that your sleeves brush.
A) Pull him into an alley before you return to your flat
B) Attempt to initiate sexual congress upon return to your flat
C) Kiss him with tongue upon return to your flat
D) Kiss him chastely upon return to your flat
E) Initiate a discussion about heliocentricism as you return to your flat
Select: C) Kiss him with tongue upon return to your flat
He responds well, twisting his tongue and pressing his body close to yours.
A) Put your hands in the air like you just don’t care
B) Put your hands on your pants and shake ‘em like they’re full of ants
C) Put your hands in his pants and perform a mating dance
D) Propose you move this to the bedroom
E) Tell him this is moving too fast. You need more time before you can go any further
Select: D) Propose you move this to the bedroom
He accepts your proposal.
Would you like to download the Cheesy ’80s porn music Sponsored by Viagra free add-on?
A) Yes
B) No
Select: B) No
Are you sure? It comes highly recommended.
A) Give it to me baby
B) No means no
Select: B) No means no
Fine. Whatever. This is a dating sim, not a porn game. It’s fade to black anyway. The fade is much cooler with the music, but you’ve made your decision. Enjoy.
Congratulations. You have attained a GOOD END. I’m sure your mother would be proud of you.
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Umbrella Massacre No: Ninjas have abducted a civil servant. Can you save the ninjas?
and
Mortuary Molly: R18. Must have identity indicating birth date to purchase. Extreme gore, violence, sexuality, and disturbing themes.
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Of course only praising Sherlock verbally would get him aroused enough to jump on John and LOL at this involving Anderson at all
I would definitely like to check
Mormor collector’s edition: More, more, more matchmaking grandmothers than one sniper can handle! lmao
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The Mormor game would have to have a sniping mini-game. An assassination > chocolate.
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Why are you upset with the gaming industry, by the way?
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Ah, I’m mad because it seems as though in-game marketing is getting more and more aggressive, and it’s left me with the feeling that I’m not getting what I’ve paid for. Sometimes it feels like they’re just chopping things out of a completed game and then selling them back. You pay the box price plus whatever they choose to charge for DLC just to have a complete game if you don’t pirate.
To make an example of Dragon Age: Origins, from launch day there was a man in my party camp telling me that my dead mentor had promised to help him, I really owe him, etc. While speaking with him you can either decide to be like “that sucks man, but I’m way too busy to deal with your problems,” or - if you don’t want to be a massive dick to this guy and do want to reap the significant rewards of the dungeon that he tells you about - you can be like, “Oh, yes, I would like to purchase this DLC,” which I for one found rather broke the immersion. It’s persistent too, things like this tend to leave you with quests you can’t complete or get rid of. So you’re walking around with a constant reminder that’s like, “Hey, people are dying. For about 10$ you can prevent that. But hey, if you just want to keep walking over dialogue initiation points trying to get Leliana to make out with you that’s cool too, I guess. If you want some backstory for your love-interest you can have it... for about 10 more dollars. You interested?”
So I felt hassled and got ragey. I tried to channel that into comedy. I’m so happy that I managed to make you laugh!
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All those options were priceless and made me wish this was an actual game I could play so I could try all of those options. You have no idea how badly I wanted to chose the ones that would have me jump on Sherlock... even if it led to the bad ending.
You seem pretty bitter about the gaming industry but that frustration added the humor of this.
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I’m pleased to hear that the frustration ended up adding to the humour. I didn’t actually realise how bitter I must have been until I proofread through it. When I did I hoped that my frustration would come off as inherently ridiculous enough to be funny itself, so I am really, really, really glad that it worked out to be a positive.
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