ok... so i was watching MTV right? and.. i noticed .. that... .. this fly was all like... "hey baby" .. so im like... "what..?" and then its like "ok" so then im like "alright" and then im like "so" and the fly is like "word" but then the fly was like "so?" and then i was like "ok" but then the fly was like "sex?" and so i was like "i dont know.." ( Read more... )

OMMUG!!! THIS WEEKEND WAS SOOOOOOOOOO COOOL!!!! well first i flew down to LA to goto the Teen choich awards and guess who I ran into!?!?!?!?

DAHV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was sooooooooooo coooool meeting her I got her autograph and everything1!!11 She was sooo busy signing stuff for people there but thankfully I got a pic with her!!


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wow im exhausted from today! well first i woke up,took a shower,washed up,brushed my teeth,douched ya know the same old thing and i turn the radio on so i could listen to some jams while i was curling my hair and after they played the song M'BOP by hanson (there like my favourite girl rock band ^_^... though someone was trying to trick me into ( Read more... )

Monkey Fu Style: sup guys ( Read more... )

k so i was at this party last night right? and dat party mang was J U M P I N... JUMPIN!!! there was so many honeys there mang. they were all screaming "BU CAC TAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and started ripping there clothes off! it was so fucking awesome!!! ... then i woke up .. and wacked off to some little mermaid porn and ( Read more... )

ewwwwwwwww like... ewwwwwwwww ok so le'anne is all walkin down the road and you can tell shes tryin to steal my man... I mean you can totally tell by the way she was walking (can I get a mmmhmmmm!?) so I walk up to that ho and bitch slap her and call up shanana,taquesha,shaqiqi,shalon,crystal,kiki,marissa,jasmine,little j,missy,lauren,taina,foquana ( Read more... )

like omg whaddup mah soul sisters!!!?? this is super silly sherl0k(kk) reporting for fabulous duty =D!! so like yesterday night me and my girls all decided to go to denny's and were like "OMFG SLUMBER PATRAYYAYAYAY!!" so we hop in our low-rider and I tell shaquana to hit dat sh1t!! and we like totally pull out of our driveway! it was so cool! ok ( Read more... )

ok so check this shit.. I was all walking to work and like out of no where a fucking squirell says "FUCK SHERL0K!!!" and im like "OMFGBBQCAKESONDILDOCHEESE!?" so the squirell like trys to bitch me out... and hes all "U WANT THIS BITCH!?!?" and im like fuck this so I walk away.. then I see REFLEXXX and im like OMFGBBQCAKESONDILDOCHEESECRACKERJACKS ( Read more... )