(no subject)
well i have no life atm. and nothing to write on here. so here's a stupid quiz.
oh. since i last updat - i got a job in a stripclub. i don't strip - just serve drinks. i like it. the tips are good.
also. i am going to travel for a year or two next year.
that is all.
read on if u will...
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (like woah!)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (work takes up ALL my time *tear*)
✓ I own lots of books. (i have a whole bookshelf at home. and i've read them all. plus having borowed out nearly the entire young adult section of the library :O *nerd*)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (glasses - but i don't really need them.)
✓ I love to play video games. (hehe *glee*)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (mmm)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (hehe *evil grin* who hasn't.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (yep.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (sometimes??? try ALL the time!)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (hooooooo boy! try finishing school, moving out, starting uni, getting a job and growing up a SHITLOAD.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (uhhh wtf - CREEPS who do!)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (oh don't we all.)
× I hate the rain. (no i LOVE it.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (lol who the fuck wouldn't! well ok some people. but fuck them!)
✓ I need/want money right now. (hahah oh no not at ALL. who the fuck would answer no to this cept rich bitches!)
× I love sushi. (hmmm dont' love it. just like it)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (uh no. no1 does. LIARS only say they do.)
✓ I have long hair. (yep. thinking of cutting it tho. wheeeeeeeee!)
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (haha maybe when i was like 8? maybe? i forget. haha)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (yo a bro. :) i try n rhyme - i fail.)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (le duh - Australia :))
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (FORAML! w00t)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (uh i could SURVIVE. but i wouldn't like it. however i COULDN'T survive without a mobile anymore!)
× I like the way that I look. (hm sometimes i like my hair?)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (of course. everyone lies sometimes.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (mmm woops. haha)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (hoo boy! try bi-polar moodswings on a regular basis haha.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (hmmm maybe - i mean it's up to them if they want to sell their bodies.)
✓ I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (good with kids? it's not really hidden. oooh AND I have stretchy skin... but that's hardly a tallent.)
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (heh *grin*)
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (lol what a stupid question.)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (like WOAH.)
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (hehehehe anyone who's slept over at mine knows this one. hahaha)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (duh - i'm a girl :|)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (mmm not obsessed but i like eljay :))
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (hehe nope - love her even tho she's terrible embarassing at times :))
✓ I have a mobile phone. (!!!)
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (HAHAHAH duh.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (mmm sorry.)
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (HAHAHAH! *dies*)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (3.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (yetch - too many!)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (haha try TOTALLY have allergies. Stupid MSG and Tartrazine. I ate msg the other day. It made me get a headache and sore nose :()
✓ I have a lot to learn. (still young. still learning. alot more to experience.)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (yeppo! getting better now tho due to my job :))
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (HAHAHAHAH! YESSSSSSSSSS! ppl get so offended when don't reply.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (used to.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (bahahahah anyone who answers "no" to this - i pity them.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (NEVER! mates before dates!)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (grrr. it's terrible. it makes me cry at work!)
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (hahah does working at a stripclub as a waitress count? I guess. but there was no "advancement" it just got me the job? and more tips... :P)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (totally!)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (!!! yes!)
× I study for tests most of the time. (never. haha)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (i can change oil, refil radiator fluid and windscreen whiper water. and DAMN proud of it! ... what leave me alone i'm a GIRL alright!)
✓ I love my job(s). (hehe sometimes.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (with WHO I am. not WHERE i am.)
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (oh yesss. haha)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (plenty of times. so much fun! cept that time i whinded myself and nearly drowned... not so fun :S)
✓ I love sea turtles. (so cute!)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (no - i'm a cheap bitch. HA)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (yes. i hope so.)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (never - i am tone deaf!)
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (like WOAH. haha. my n tash = DANGER RUN AWAY. Put it this way - i have 4 lighters and i don't smoke... savvy?)
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (no but almost - started dry wretching.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (myesss. :()
✓ I fall for the worst people. (HAHA! OMG YES! lol)
✓ I adore bright colours. (yup. i love all colors - graphic designer n all :))
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (hehe i'm special :))
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (le duh.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (yeah cause there are only like 2. HA)
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (ohhhhhhh yeah baby! haha)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo. (no but i want one SO bad!!! maybe next year!)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (myesss. ooops haha)
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (techniqually i am haha. but i'm TERRIBLE at art HA. go figure that one :P)
✓ I am ambidextrous. (yay - and i love it that way. FREAKS UNITE!)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (no. but i do have like 5.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth. (not anymore. but there still not perfect :()
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (:) i'll consider it an honnary tag pix :) *love*)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (blah but everyone does. cause they arn't the same KIND of friends (ie. REAL friends))
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (hmmm only really LIVED in Collorado (US) and Queensland(Austrlia))
✓ I am extremely flexible. (hehe. Hypermobility Syndrome ftw. actually FTL but still - I = v.bendy :) haha)
× I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business. (myes. one day :))
× I smoke. (NEVER!)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (like WOAH. LIke i can't even TELL u how much haha. I mean i use it at uni then at home. so i'm like always on! (cept at work))
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (hmmm that's a good point. never thought of it in that way before.)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (... obviously not.)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (heh :))
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (well been SENT to professional help. ignored them. psychologists are stupid)
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (mmm.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (uh CREEPS!)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (hehe. maybe just a bit.)
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (try - i've been around the world :))
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (haha yep. but i get on better with him since i moved out :))
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (LIKE WOAH! I have real "i need constant reasurance" issues. mainly at work/uni. not so much about myself.)
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (sometimes.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (haha like WAY to many times. that was pretty much my entire senior year :))
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (airport?)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (mmm.)
× I like most animals better than most people. (at times. but not usually haha)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (hehe that's a funny one. sometimes. like on a really lazy day. usually i just cbf'd.)
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (funnily enough YES! hahaha more than once - my brother n dad n i used to go fishing... so i'm sure fish slapping occured sometimes. hehe)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (yes. wayyyyyyy to honest at times. and yet i still lie. it's a strange ballance.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (yep and i wish ppl wud just shut the fuck up about it.)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (mmm bad me. not as bad as my brother tho!)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (when i was little yes. mom HAD to play music in the background or i wouldn't sleep. but then for years it had to be dead silent. Actually a little bit sometimes recently too, music on my iPod - a bad habbit i got from someone.)
✓ I dislike milk. (drinking it strait that is. all other ways it's great :))
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (hahaha YESSSSSSSS! Especially at work. which is hard since their are no easily accesable sinks!!!)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (my black wristband, my ring, both my heart pendants and some stuff in my wallet.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (yep.)
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (not cry. but feel VERY sad. maybe cried once i think?)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (no but i COULD have. :) hehe)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (haha.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (not propper ones. haha)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (hello? i work at a stripclub. so clearly not. tho i can say from experience that SOME are haha. most not tho.)
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (haha. but it's justified dammit! lol)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (!!!)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (but i'm so so so bad at it!)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (heh *g* mmm jake gyllenhal.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (ewwww!)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (hehe.)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (le duh!)
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin! (no but i WISH i was!)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (haha never. bring on the stupid FUN!)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (i used to fantasise about a little watch that could turn back time :))
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (HAHAHAH! YESSSSSSSS!)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (.)
× I need more time to myself. (I need LESS tie to myself.)
× I wish I was more open-minded. (I wish I was LESS open-minded. haha)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (derrrrrrrrr!)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (hehe. it's only like my FAVOURITE pastime :))
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (*g* isn't there a bit of pree-teen in all of us?)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (!!! and reminds me of good memmories.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (like WOAH! No1 will read all the way through. cause only obsessed people do that and NO1 is obsessed with me :) haha)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
oh. since i last updat - i got a job in a stripclub. i don't strip - just serve drinks. i like it. the tips are good.
also. i am going to travel for a year or two next year.
that is all.
read on if u will...
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (like woah!)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (work takes up ALL my time *tear*)
✓ I own lots of books. (i have a whole bookshelf at home. and i've read them all. plus having borowed out nearly the entire young adult section of the library :O *nerd*)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (glasses - but i don't really need them.)
✓ I love to play video games. (hehe *glee*)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (mmm)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (hehe *evil grin* who hasn't.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (yep.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (sometimes??? try ALL the time!)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (hooooooo boy! try finishing school, moving out, starting uni, getting a job and growing up a SHITLOAD.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (uhhh wtf - CREEPS who do!)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (oh don't we all.)
× I hate the rain. (no i LOVE it.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (lol who the fuck wouldn't! well ok some people. but fuck them!)
✓ I need/want money right now. (hahah oh no not at ALL. who the fuck would answer no to this cept rich bitches!)
× I love sushi. (hmmm dont' love it. just like it)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (uh no. no1 does. LIARS only say they do.)
✓ I have long hair. (yep. thinking of cutting it tho. wheeeeeeeee!)
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (haha maybe when i was like 8? maybe? i forget. haha)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (yo a bro. :) i try n rhyme - i fail.)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (le duh - Australia :))
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (FORAML! w00t)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (uh i could SURVIVE. but i wouldn't like it. however i COULDN'T survive without a mobile anymore!)
× I like the way that I look. (hm sometimes i like my hair?)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (of course. everyone lies sometimes.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (mmm woops. haha)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (hoo boy! try bi-polar moodswings on a regular basis haha.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (hmmm maybe - i mean it's up to them if they want to sell their bodies.)
✓ I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (good with kids? it's not really hidden. oooh AND I have stretchy skin... but that's hardly a tallent.)
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (heh *grin*)
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (lol what a stupid question.)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (like WOAH.)
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (hehehehe anyone who's slept over at mine knows this one. hahaha)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (duh - i'm a girl :|)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (mmm not obsessed but i like eljay :))
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (hehe nope - love her even tho she's terrible embarassing at times :))
✓ I have a mobile phone. (!!!)
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (HAHAHAH duh.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (mmm sorry.)
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (HAHAHAH! *dies*)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (3.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (yetch - too many!)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (haha try TOTALLY have allergies. Stupid MSG and Tartrazine. I ate msg the other day. It made me get a headache and sore nose :()
✓ I have a lot to learn. (still young. still learning. alot more to experience.)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (yeppo! getting better now tho due to my job :))
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (HAHAHAHAH! YESSSSSSSSSS! ppl get so offended when don't reply.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (used to.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (bahahahah anyone who answers "no" to this - i pity them.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (NEVER! mates before dates!)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (grrr. it's terrible. it makes me cry at work!)
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (hahah does working at a stripclub as a waitress count? I guess. but there was no "advancement" it just got me the job? and more tips... :P)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (totally!)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (!!! yes!)
× I study for tests most of the time. (never. haha)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (i can change oil, refil radiator fluid and windscreen whiper water. and DAMN proud of it! ... what leave me alone i'm a GIRL alright!)
✓ I love my job(s). (hehe sometimes.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (with WHO I am. not WHERE i am.)
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (oh yesss. haha)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (plenty of times. so much fun! cept that time i whinded myself and nearly drowned... not so fun :S)
✓ I love sea turtles. (so cute!)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (no - i'm a cheap bitch. HA)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (yes. i hope so.)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (never - i am tone deaf!)
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (like WOAH. haha. my n tash = DANGER RUN AWAY. Put it this way - i have 4 lighters and i don't smoke... savvy?)
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (no but almost - started dry wretching.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (myesss. :()
✓ I fall for the worst people. (HAHA! OMG YES! lol)
✓ I adore bright colours. (yup. i love all colors - graphic designer n all :))
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (hehe i'm special :))
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (le duh.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (yeah cause there are only like 2. HA)
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (ohhhhhhh yeah baby! haha)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo. (no but i want one SO bad!!! maybe next year!)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (myesss. ooops haha)
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (techniqually i am haha. but i'm TERRIBLE at art HA. go figure that one :P)
✓ I am ambidextrous. (yay - and i love it that way. FREAKS UNITE!)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (no. but i do have like 5.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth. (not anymore. but there still not perfect :()
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (:) i'll consider it an honnary tag pix :) *love*)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (blah but everyone does. cause they arn't the same KIND of friends (ie. REAL friends))
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (hmmm only really LIVED in Collorado (US) and Queensland(Austrlia))
✓ I am extremely flexible. (hehe. Hypermobility Syndrome ftw. actually FTL but still - I = v.bendy :) haha)
× I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business. (myes. one day :))
× I smoke. (NEVER!)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (like WOAH. LIke i can't even TELL u how much haha. I mean i use it at uni then at home. so i'm like always on! (cept at work))
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (hmmm that's a good point. never thought of it in that way before.)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (... obviously not.)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (heh :))
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (well been SENT to professional help. ignored them. psychologists are stupid)
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (mmm.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (uh CREEPS!)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (hehe. maybe just a bit.)
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (try - i've been around the world :))
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (haha yep. but i get on better with him since i moved out :))
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (LIKE WOAH! I have real "i need constant reasurance" issues. mainly at work/uni. not so much about myself.)
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (sometimes.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (haha like WAY to many times. that was pretty much my entire senior year :))
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (airport?)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (mmm.)
× I like most animals better than most people. (at times. but not usually haha)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (hehe that's a funny one. sometimes. like on a really lazy day. usually i just cbf'd.)
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (funnily enough YES! hahaha more than once - my brother n dad n i used to go fishing... so i'm sure fish slapping occured sometimes. hehe)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (yes. wayyyyyyy to honest at times. and yet i still lie. it's a strange ballance.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (yep and i wish ppl wud just shut the fuck up about it.)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (mmm bad me. not as bad as my brother tho!)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (when i was little yes. mom HAD to play music in the background or i wouldn't sleep. but then for years it had to be dead silent. Actually a little bit sometimes recently too, music on my iPod - a bad habbit i got from someone.)
✓ I dislike milk. (drinking it strait that is. all other ways it's great :))
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (hahaha YESSSSSSSS! Especially at work. which is hard since their are no easily accesable sinks!!!)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (my black wristband, my ring, both my heart pendants and some stuff in my wallet.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (yep.)
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (not cry. but feel VERY sad. maybe cried once i think?)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (no but i COULD have. :) hehe)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (haha.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (not propper ones. haha)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (hello? i work at a stripclub. so clearly not. tho i can say from experience that SOME are haha. most not tho.)
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (haha. but it's justified dammit! lol)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (!!!)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (but i'm so so so bad at it!)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (heh *g* mmm jake gyllenhal.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (ewwww!)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (hehe.)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (le duh!)
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin! (no but i WISH i was!)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (haha never. bring on the stupid FUN!)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (i used to fantasise about a little watch that could turn back time :))
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (HAHAHAH! YESSSSSSSS!)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (.)
× I need more time to myself. (I need LESS tie to myself.)
× I wish I was more open-minded. (I wish I was LESS open-minded. haha)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (derrrrrrrrr!)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (hehe. it's only like my FAVOURITE pastime :))
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (*g* isn't there a bit of pree-teen in all of us?)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (!!! and reminds me of good memmories.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (like WOAH! No1 will read all the way through. cause only obsessed people do that and NO1 is obsessed with me :) haha)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.