Voice 054

Feb 19, 2010 01:32

Zeshat in a fuckin' tidepool, I leave the comms alone for a few fuckin' days and look what happens. Awright, first things fuckin' last: My name is Kage. I am the First Mate aboard my Captain's vessel, the MS Elegante. While we are underway your weapons are safely in custody and will be returned t'you upon our arrival at the Golden Shore--which is our fuckin' destination. You do not attack your fellow fuckin' passengers. You do not attack crew. You enjoy the free food. The free drink. You chill out and take this as a vacation until we arrive and we all feel like a hundred-grenth facefu--handshake.

You got any questions, new passengers, ask away.

Rest'a you little ponies what already know my name and the rules, be good for Zeshat's sweet sake.

[Kage clicks off his comm and drags deeply off his cigarette.

He's in the buffet doing paperwork. He's got a bandage covering up most of his left hand and a button pinned to the sleeve of his navy-blue uniform jacket that reads 'I'm With Stupid'.]

an officer and a gentleman, killing's my business; business is good, i love my balisong, i got to shoot things, the captain is a great man

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