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Awright, we gotta lotta new faces on board, even though some'a you don't really got... fuckin'...
[He trails off.]
Uh, faces. It's a figure of fuckin' speech.
[Okay, we're back on track! Introductory speech--go!]
So lemme clear some shit up for you all. I'm First Mate Kage, right hand man to Captain Redd himself, and you're on board the MS Elegante. We're voyaging to the Golden Shore, and until we get there, all you gotta do is relax, eat some food, drink, not worry yourselves none.
Couple'a rules we got on board. One, don't fight. Just keep your paws off each other. Two, don't hurt crew. Three, if you're worried about your weapons or whatever, don't worry, we're keepin' them for you until we reach the Shore. You'll get 'em back when we arrive.
If you need any special diets, anythin' like that, ask myself or any other crew member. Any questions?
[And Kage leans back in his chair, ready for the flood of angry passengers calling him names, making threats and all the other things he's been working at this job for too long to take all that seriously anymore. He's got a bottle of vodka. He's got his cigarettes. He has his dented, silver zippo lighter.]
[He trails off.]
Uh, faces. It's a figure of fuckin' speech.
[Okay, we're back on track! Introductory speech--go!]
So lemme clear some shit up for you all. I'm First Mate Kage, right hand man to Captain Redd himself, and you're on board the MS Elegante. We're voyaging to the Golden Shore, and until we get there, all you gotta do is relax, eat some food, drink, not worry yourselves none.
Couple'a rules we got on board. One, don't fight. Just keep your paws off each other. Two, don't hurt crew. Three, if you're worried about your weapons or whatever, don't worry, we're keepin' them for you until we reach the Shore. You'll get 'em back when we arrive.
If you need any special diets, anythin' like that, ask myself or any other crew member. Any questions?
[And Kage leans back in his chair, ready for the flood of angry passengers calling him names, making threats and all the other things he's been working at this job for too long to take all that seriously anymore. He's got a bottle of vodka. He's got his cigarettes. He has his dented, silver zippo lighter.]