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shenghuanzhe

Voice 053

Jan 09, 2010 18:40

Awright, we gotta lotta new faces on board, even though some'a you don't really got... fuckin'...

[He trails off.]

Uh, faces. It's a figure of fuckin' speech.

[Okay, we're back on track! Introductory speech--go!So lemme clear some shit up for you all. I'm First Mate Kage, right hand man to Captain Redd himself, and you're on board the MS ( Read more... )

an officer and a gentleman, i hate everything, the captain is a great man, why aren't i drunk yet, welcome

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hadalotofsugar January 10 2010, 03:19:57 UTC

[Have some slow clapping but no other sound, Kage.]

shenghuanzhe January 10 2010, 04:22:23 UTC

What's that? What's that I hear? Is that...

[Sniff. SNIIIIFF.]

Sarcasm? Zeshat fuckin' preserve megrraaaughhhhkkkkkk.

hadalotofsugar January 10 2010, 04:52:20 UTC

[What the fuck was that last noise even?]

Fascinating. You heard the sarcasm, and yet you still had to smell to get it?

shenghuanzhe January 10 2010, 04:55:26 UTC

No, man.

[Kage hates it when his jokes flop.]

I was... mimin' that your sarcasm killed me. ... Y'know, more sarcasm.

hadalotofsugar January 10 2010, 04:58:26 UTC

[Oh, was that what it was? Well, King can work with that.]

Ohhh, so that's what it was. Sorry, I'm used to death noises being less "strangled chicken" and more "scream and thud."

Points for effort.

best icon ever shenghuanzhe January 10 2010, 05:11:25 UTC

Habit I picked up from... a friend'a mine.

[Thanks, Chase, your influence lingers on in Kage.]

here have some pretty hadalotofsugar January 10 2010, 05:20:03 UTC

[Hmm.]

I think I would like to meet this friend, considering the noise you just made.

Of course, if you don't want to share, that's fine too, though sharing is caring.

right back atcha shenghuanzhe January 10 2010, 05:23:42 UTC

Atch-ch-ch, got some bad news for you, King. He's gone.

[Kage was pretty broken up over losing Chase, too. They were like brothers. Stupid, drunken brothers who set things on fire and acted like hooligans.]

o so sexy, do me now Paul hadalotofsugar January 10 2010, 05:33:20 UTC

[Gone. Like the other people that he's heard about.

And even though King's not too fond of the crew, he can sympathize.]

Sorry, man.

[But not a lot.]

At least you've retained his ability to squawk.

unf unf unf shenghuanzhe January 10 2010, 09:06:25 UTC

Yeah, but that's how it goes. Some folks lucky, some folks ain't.

<3 hadalotofsugar January 10 2010, 23:36:54 UTC

So I've heard.

[And there's no pattern but he's not exactly going to ask the First Mate about that now, is he?]

Anyway, Mr Kage First Mate Sir, I'll leave you to your business of greeting the faceless masses.

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