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shenghuanzhe

Voice 048

Nov 02, 2009 21:30

This is First Mate Kage, and just so you all know we got a new deck we're opening up. Elevators should now go t'deck 20, and it's a Zeshat-damned good time. We got race cars'n all that shit ( Read more... )

have fun kids, this is fun!, new deck, racecars, i love my job

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heavyweaponsbot November 3 2009, 07:28:26 UTC

... racing?

shenghuanzhe November 3 2009, 07:29:27 UTC

Racing.

heavyweaponsbot November 3 2009, 07:43:49 UTC

We supposed to be excited about this?

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Which animals are we not... to... "hurt"?

shenghuanzhe November 3 2009, 07:49:15 UTC

Nah, you ain't supposed t'be shit about nothin'.

And the animals you ain't allowed t'hurt are any that bleed. The elephants are friends'a the bears. Don't piss off the bears, they make me food. I gotta listen to them complain t'me about some Zeshat-damned jackass who kicked their friend in the trunk, that means that jackass gets t'listen to me havin' a bad day and no one wants that.

heavyweaponsbot November 3 2009, 08:11:39 UTC

Good.

... I do not care for... elephants... or bears. Tell me. Do bees bleed?

shenghuanzhe November 3 2009, 08:12:56 UTC

You mean the ponybees. Yeah, you wanna not find that out, lemme put it that way, naam?

heavyweaponsbot November 3 2009, 08:18:58 UTC

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What if... hypothetically... I already had?

shenghuanzhe November 3 2009, 08:21:30 UTC

You still got all your limbs attached? Did they sting you in some fuckin' brutal acid?

heavyweaponsbot November 3 2009, 08:25:27 UTC

Yeah.

They... may have scored my armor. Nothing serious.

shenghuanzhe November 3 2009, 08:27:00 UTC

Hn. They got a shitty memory, so they prolly won't remember it, but you wanna not piss 'em off. You're lucky you didn't get mobbed.

heavyweaponsbot November 3 2009, 08:29:12 UTC

... The insects have memory?

Had to do it. They were... mobbing... a comrade.

shenghuanzhe November 3 2009, 08:33:36 UTC

They got a collective memory, yeah. Their queen holds a real vicious grudge. Believe me, you wanna leave her alone, awright?

Hn. Didn't your comrade read the signs? We got signs in the hallway.

heavyweaponsbot November 3 2009, 08:37:26 UTC

I had no intention of hunting the insect's... ruler.

They were led to his door. He had no choice but to... confront them. I just helped dispose of them.

shenghuanzhe November 3 2009, 08:42:04 UTC

Huh. By who?

heavyweaponsbot November 3 2009, 08:43:15 UTC

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My bet? A Decepticon.

shenghuanzhe November 3 2009, 08:46:00 UTC

Hn. You think...

[Kage views the ponybees as part of the ship, meaning that he's bound to protect it.]

You don't think they wanna kill the queen, naam?

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