Voice 048
This is First Mate Kage, and just so you all know we got a new deck we're opening up. Elevators should now go t'deck 20, and it's a Zeshat-damned good time. We got race cars'n all that shit.
I know everyone here's a bit fuckin' exciteable, you know, the type who sees an epileptic in a bathtub and just chucks in their dirty clothes to do their laundry, but this deck's pretty fuckin' harmless. You gotta change the settings t'make it go bloody, and everyone on the track's gotta agree to the setting change. This means you brats out there don't gotta keep a wide distance on account'a not wanting to get your faceplant done in some cuddly concrete.
Racing is at your own risk. If you accept some other fucker's deathrace challenge and they blow your ass up, fuck you, tough titties.
That said, have fun and don't hurt th'animals. They're intelligent and they'll tattle on you, then I gotta haul my ass outta bed and beat the ever-livin' shit outta you for hurtin' some'a the sushi-bears' friends.
Awright? Bashah. Have fun.
I know everyone here's a bit fuckin' exciteable, you know, the type who sees an epileptic in a bathtub and just chucks in their dirty clothes to do their laundry, but this deck's pretty fuckin' harmless. You gotta change the settings t'make it go bloody, and everyone on the track's gotta agree to the setting change. This means you brats out there don't gotta keep a wide distance on account'a not wanting to get your faceplant done in some cuddly concrete.
Racing is at your own risk. If you accept some other fucker's deathrace challenge and they blow your ass up, fuck you, tough titties.
That said, have fun and don't hurt th'animals. They're intelligent and they'll tattle on you, then I gotta haul my ass outta bed and beat the ever-livin' shit outta you for hurtin' some'a the sushi-bears' friends.
Awright? Bashah. Have fun.