Apr 03, 2009 17:26
[Kage's comm clicks on and in the background is the sound of a Redead screeching in pain. Kage yanks the machete out of the thing's neck and starts to kick it. His voice is casual, calm, even happy as he goes about his business. The shrieks of things dying, the tense heart-thumping rush of an endless battle--it's like music to him. He laughs suddenly.]
Hey, cattle! This is First Mate Kage--listen th'fuck up. The ship's been attacked by a bio-mechanical pirate ship'n this ship? Real fuckin' familiar to us crew. The enemy ship's called the Al-Fath and you don't wanna go on board. Y'get taken captive, you're fucked. We ain't comin' after you. Y'ain't never comin' back. You're gone.
[There's a pause as Kage delivers a few more brutal kicks into the body of the downed pirate with his steel-toed boots, then starts stomping on it for the thrill of driving home his physical superiority to the thing. He remembers himself, snaps back to reality with a grin.]
Ammo's limited. Kill yourself before y'let them take y'prisoner.
[Kage kneels down, pulls a hunting knife out of his boot and begins to cut off the left ear of the downed pirate. It scrabbles weakly as it dies.]
Y'ain't a fighter, the mechanic's gonna have some tasks for you t'do. Heed him.
[Pause.]
I got about eight ears. Anyone feel like a little game? At th'end'a this, we see who has the most left ears, eh?
event,
killing's my business; business is good,
gunz yo,
blood,
pirates