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It still took another hour for both Ianto's parents to finish arguing, Ianto and Jack where already in bed, Ianto in Flannelette pajamas, Jack, strangely enough, also in flannelette PJ's, both sighed in relief as the last refrains of the fight drifted down to their room, finally they could........
*Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak."
"Oh no, this happens every time, Jack, stop smirking like that."
*Squeak, thud, squeak, thud*
"They're going to be at it all night."
*moan, thud, thud, thud, thud*
Jack was looking at Ianto expectantly.
"Alright fine, if they're going to go at it, we might as well."
*Pounce*
"Jaaack, I didn't know flannel turned you on this much, why is it so quiet?"
"Sounds like they've stopped."
"Why would they......"
"JACK HARKNESS, GET YOUR TIME CURSED HANDS OFF MY SON."
Ianto was sure that his father's roar could be heard all the way to the Hub, it was that scary combination of scandalised parent and evil timelord, Ianto just rolled his eyes.
"Honey, come back to bed."
"I.... but he's...... we'll talk about this later Captain."
*Stomp, stomp, stomp.*
"Jack, are you alright."
"He's scared my sex drive away for the night I think."
"That's alright, you'll have it back by tomorrow."
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*Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak.*
"They'll finish in a couple of hours, until then, just try and sleep through it."
TBC
*Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak."
"Oh no, this happens every time, Jack, stop smirking like that."
*Squeak, thud, squeak, thud*
"They're going to be at it all night."
*moan, thud, thud, thud, thud*
Jack was looking at Ianto expectantly.
"Alright fine, if they're going to go at it, we might as well."
*Pounce*
"Jaaack, I didn't know flannel turned you on this much, why is it so quiet?"
"Sounds like they've stopped."
"Why would they......"
"JACK HARKNESS, GET YOUR TIME CURSED HANDS OFF MY SON."
Ianto was sure that his father's roar could be heard all the way to the Hub, it was that scary combination of scandalised parent and evil timelord, Ianto just rolled his eyes.
"Honey, come back to bed."
"I.... but he's...... we'll talk about this later Captain."
*Stomp, stomp, stomp.*
"Jack, are you alright."
"He's scared my sex drive away for the night I think."
"That's alright, you'll have it back by tomorrow."
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*Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak.*
"They'll finish in a couple of hours, until then, just try and sleep through it."
TBC