We'll forgo the details of our "friendship."

Here's one for an epihpany! Hip!
Here's one for a getting-over-him! Hip!
Annnnnnnnnnnd...
Here's one for his new girlfriend! Hooray!

In other news, I have found the guy - in the words of Danity Kane - that might be able to:

"Fix my h-e-a-r-t. 
Cuz it’s d-a-m-a-g-e-d."