Tried to make it weird and even I was surprised...
The Flamingo Prince
Sheik was walking through a swift meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a peppy little flamingo lying under a tree.
Sheik skipped over to see the dear thing and was huge to find that he was hurt! A sunflower seed had pierced his sad little cock and he whimpered flyingly with the pain.
"My glowing little friend," Sheik said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the sunflower seed, as unhappily as he could. The flamingo cried out and Sheik's heart ached, like a hobo who had just found an eternal sandwich. "You'll be all right," Sheik whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Link and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Link up in his arms, Sheik carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Sheik nursed Link, cleaning his cock and feeding him Flaming baby-brand flamingo chow.
On the eighth night, Link climbed into bed with Sheik. He burrowed under the covers and confusingly licked Sheik's left arm. It made Sheik giggle and he cuddled close to Link, stroking his arm and singing flamingly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Sheik hurried home so he could curl up with Link. It gave him a dim feeling whenever Link licked his left arm.
Then one night, Link looked up at Sheik and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a twisted prince."
Sheik screamed huskily, he was so surprised. How could a flamingo talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Link said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Sheik said and kissed Link on his arm. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a twisted prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Link," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Sheik said.
"See?" Link said and showed Sheik the scar from the sunflower seed on his cock. Then he kissed Sheik and they tumbled in a straw hut and did a lot of very fire-lit things, some of them involving a purple coconut.
"I love you," Link said when they were done. Sheik clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Link had stashed away.
And if Link didn't know about Sheik's visits to the flamingo sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
The Flamingo Prince
Sheik was walking through a swift meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a peppy little flamingo lying under a tree.
Sheik skipped over to see the dear thing and was huge to find that he was hurt! A sunflower seed had pierced his sad little cock and he whimpered flyingly with the pain.
"My glowing little friend," Sheik said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the sunflower seed, as unhappily as he could. The flamingo cried out and Sheik's heart ached, like a hobo who had just found an eternal sandwich. "You'll be all right," Sheik whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Link and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Link up in his arms, Sheik carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Sheik nursed Link, cleaning his cock and feeding him Flaming baby-brand flamingo chow.
On the eighth night, Link climbed into bed with Sheik. He burrowed under the covers and confusingly licked Sheik's left arm. It made Sheik giggle and he cuddled close to Link, stroking his arm and singing flamingly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Sheik hurried home so he could curl up with Link. It gave him a dim feeling whenever Link licked his left arm.
Then one night, Link looked up at Sheik and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a twisted prince."
Sheik screamed huskily, he was so surprised. How could a flamingo talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Link said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Sheik said and kissed Link on his arm. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a twisted prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Link," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Sheik said.
"See?" Link said and showed Sheik the scar from the sunflower seed on his cock. Then he kissed Sheik and they tumbled in a straw hut and did a lot of very fire-lit things, some of them involving a purple coconut.
"I love you," Link said when they were done. Sheik clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Link had stashed away.
And if Link didn't know about Sheik's visits to the flamingo sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
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