When the Stars Align....
So I'm (drumroll please) a Scorpio. Early on, so I probably show some Libran traits. Yeah, unusual right?
Here's me in a nutshell becuase I hate posting all the crap that won't happen to you this month because Jupiter's on on steroids or something:
"...Their personal presence is a healing. They possess indomitable will and selfcontrol. Such persons are often considered unfeeling and unsympathetic, and this is sometimes true, though more frequently is an appearance caused by a resolute and unflinching determination to succeed. The Scorpio woman has great charm, allure, and inner strength, and is able to overcome most any obstacle in life. She comes across as self-confident and self-possessed and men are drawn to her for that reason. There is a mysterious quality about the Scorpio woman, because she is intensely private, discrete and secretive. Soon she will learn everything about you, but later you will realize that she hasn't given you many details about herself--that's Scorpio's natural reticence. Your intensity can be overwhelming, (SAYS FUCKING WHOO!?!?!?) but also subtle, for your considerable energy is not aroused or employed just to have something to do. One strong characteristic of these people is a silent, dignified superiority of appearance. This is a very important factor in their success. They are usually courteous and affable when not engaged in serious business; then they can be blunt to cruelty. When their suspicion and jealousy are fully aroused they want to kill, and sometimes do. (how freakishly accurate... O_O just check the last post...)The habit of procrastination and indolence are very marked. A friend is a splendid fellow as long as he can be used, but when he no longer contributes to their happiness and well-being, he will be tossed aside with no more compunction than one would throw away a squeezed lemon. Later, if they feel that the assistance of the enemy is necessary, the bridge will be rebuilt and used to the utmost. Scorpio people have infinite tact in such matters, and their wonderful magnetic power enables them to destroy and restore these friendships with ease and grace. (sadly too true.... working on it!!) They are apt to be tricky, subtle, and very cunning. They have a way of finding out secrets, and especially those which pertain to business and social successes. Information thus gained is always utilized to the best advantge, and if it decreases the income or the power of the friend, it is regarded as a good joke by the one who has used the information thus fraudulently obtained. These unawakened Scorpio people will stop at nothing to attain their ends on account of their determination and persistence. Whether working for goad or evil results, they are indefatigable in their efforts to accomplish their purposes. "
And you-know-who's..................
"...This sign represents the dark side of the earth, the occult side of history, solitude, and meditation. They are insatiable in their desire for intellectual growth. They are indefatigable workers, and apt to tire quickly because they usually do several things at a time. Like the goat, they will work for themselves without stop or stint, but are very restless when harnessed to work for others. They are not overstocked with self-esteem, and are apt to be self-conscious. Capricorn people resent all interference, and never meddle with the affairs of others. They are kind-hearted, loyal, secretive. A friend once is a friend always. (OMG!! sweetheart, it's you!!!) They are usually careful in all money and business affairs, and a promise is sacredly regarded. They are natural planners, and know how to make both ends meet. The majority of the people born under this sign are natural absorbents of natural laws, and are efficient servers to the vast body of humanity in a material way. They are adapted to the carrying out of large projects, and have wonderful continuity in attending to any enterprise which promises handsome material benefits; but they are apt to lose heart when the outlook seems small. These people are very particular about appearances, and set a great value upon the opinion of the world. They are the people of great material aspirations. Capricorn people are sometimes very indiscreet and very eccentric in their charities and investments. They are apt to be prodigal in giving and buying, and they are also very close in these matters. These people are the most natural teachers to be found in any sign, and this is because they are patient with details. They do not expect the child of seven to know as much as the child of double that age. Then they are very practical in this work, and generally very kind. These people abhor flattery, but are exceedingly appreciative of the commendation which they feel they have righteously earned. They are magnetic, and draw people to them by the working of a natural law, but they dislike any especial demonstration of affection. (jeebus, right on the button...)They know when they are really liked, and this knowledge is quite sufficient. Indeed, there is no worse torture for these persons than to be compelled by courtesy to submit to kisses and caresses. Only to those they really love are they in the least demonstrative. To raise them from the apathy which a long experience in external life has fostered is a difficult matter, but when roused they seem to be wider awake than the people of almost any other domain... "
And combined, we apparently have a love-hate relationship and don't know whether to stroke or choke eachother. (stroke while choking perhaps? See I'm flexible!!) Our relationship (both realistically and predicted) is consumed by mind games and power struggles, and because we're both so intuitive and subtle, brimming with undercurrents and implications. Each of our poker faces is unreadable; neither of us wants to be the first to betray his or her hand and come clean about our emotions. We'd much rather stay and dabble with this sado-masochistic little duel of wills and see who's knees buckle first, who collapses to the ground at the feet of the victor. Though we both sincerely care about eachother, we're in it for the long haul. If you can't stick it out through thick and thin, you're unreliable, and we don't need to waste any more time...