Conversation at Work, and Also a Complaint
You know. Since I have no *actual* life.
"Did you take the sample to the hospital already?"
"I did!"
"Wow! Speed Racer [Hop]!"
"I told them to hurry with it... and they beat me about the head and shoulders. You never told me there would be beatings!"
"Pfft. You like that stuff. I've seen that black whip you have."
"Stop having my number!"
Also: While I am not going to name any names, I would just like to note that certain dogs have coats that appear deceptively short, and then when you bathe them, said coats turn out to be both much longer than they looked and also *insanely thick* such that it takes forever to rinse the shampoo out of them. That is awfully sneaky of certain dogs. Underhanded, even. Under... underpawed? WELL ANYWAY IT IS VERY DEVIOUS OF THEM!!!!
Well, it is.
"Did you take the sample to the hospital already?"
"I did!"
"Wow! Speed Racer [Hop]!"
"I told them to hurry with it... and they beat me about the head and shoulders. You never told me there would be beatings!"
"Pfft. You like that stuff. I've seen that black whip you have."
"Stop having my number!"
Also: While I am not going to name any names, I would just like to note that certain dogs have coats that appear deceptively short, and then when you bathe them, said coats turn out to be both much longer than they looked and also *insanely thick* such that it takes forever to rinse the shampoo out of them. That is awfully sneaky of certain dogs. Underhanded, even. Under... underpawed? WELL ANYWAY IT IS VERY DEVIOUS OF THEM!!!!
Well, it is.