To the leafletters, cos I know you're beating on people too:
I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IIIIIIT!
I kissed a lot of people but I guess girls kissing is probably okay cos that's porny and hawt and you can jerk off to it as long as the girls like cock too cos girls kissing is just foreplay unless they actually like girls better and then O NOES we can't have THAT cos that's just two vaginas you can't stick your dick in anymore and THAT is a THREAT go get your fucking pitchforks, guys!
And then- and THEN- oh my GOD there are TWO BOYS KISSING AND THEY MIGHT WANT TO PUT THEIR DICKS INSIDE EACH OTHER OOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES cos if they want to do it to each other they might wanna do it to YOU, TOO, except no. Know why?
Most of the gay guys I know? They have taste. They don't want to shove their penis into some knuckledragging shit-for-brains cumrag, they want to shove it into someone with intelligence and class and also someone who would like them to do the shoving.
Also, they like guys with penises that can be found without a micron telescope and squinting and I'm sorry but that's just not you.
If I've pissed you off, GOOD COS I'M PISSED TOO AND I WOULD LOVE SOMEONE TO SHOVE A FIST INTO SO FUCKING COME FIND ME YOU DICKLESS WONDERS I've just come off a bad breakup and I can't beat on the ex anymore so I'm desperately in need of a substitute.
I'm on the SAFE team. I will be escorting people around campus and I will be doing so with prejudice, you assholes.
I kissed a lot of people but I guess girls kissing is probably okay cos that's porny and hawt and you can jerk off to it as long as the girls like cock too cos girls kissing is just foreplay unless they actually like girls better and then O NOES we can't have THAT cos that's just two vaginas you can't stick your dick in anymore and THAT is a THREAT go get your fucking pitchforks, guys!
And then- and THEN- oh my GOD there are TWO BOYS KISSING AND THEY MIGHT WANT TO PUT THEIR DICKS INSIDE EACH OTHER OOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES cos if they want to do it to each other they might wanna do it to YOU, TOO, except no. Know why?
Most of the gay guys I know? They have taste. They don't want to shove their penis into some knuckledragging shit-for-brains cumrag, they want to shove it into someone with intelligence and class and also someone who would like them to do the shoving.
Also, they like guys with penises that can be found without a micron telescope and squinting and I'm sorry but that's just not you.
If I've pissed you off, GOOD COS I'M PISSED TOO AND I WOULD LOVE SOMEONE TO SHOVE A FIST INTO SO FUCKING COME FIND ME YOU DICKLESS WONDERS I've just come off a bad breakup and I can't beat on the ex anymore so I'm desperately in need of a substitute.
I'm on the SAFE team. I will be escorting people around campus and I will be doing so with prejudice, you assholes.