So it is still a surprise to people that I've been single for awhile. This kind of perplexing look or confusion are mostly from MEN when I tell them I have not been laid for awhile or in a relationship. Women don't give me that much shit as men do. Women, in actuality, just say the usual: "You'll find someone".
Men's response? Disbelief.
Here's the thing: The whole thing about men paying me compliments and saying that I should be getting laid. Actually, they don't talk about being in relationships -- just that I should be getting laid. Not a turn on, by the way.
So the romanticized answer to the question is:
Because I'm holding out on you.
YOU.
who are you?
fuck if i know.