This town is getting old.
All of Will's friends backed out last night, except myself who tries the hardest to be the best friend anyone could ask for.
His mood was shot and we was nearly on his way home when I said fuck everyone, you're having fun tonight.
So I called Patricia and G, bought a lot of bottles, and went out to Mons.
He had so much fun! And so did I. Patricia and got up on stage and one of the strippers showed me how to swing around the pole with my legs in the air. It was hot. and she bought me a lap dance.
After a while we left. I did some bad drunk dialing. and terrible tipsy texing when we got home.
And so I would like to apologize to anyone who held higher expectations for me. I'm sorry I came off as a sloppy drunk. I'm sorry I came off as a big mess. I'm really just not. In truth, I'm sorry you were all cowards, actually.
And because I didn't eat anything and only slept for a couple hours, I woke up still drunk and forced my drunk ass to go to school.
Stewart could tell as soon as I walked in the room. That boy knows me like the back of his hand.
And so I sat in the front row of desks and watched my teacher talk as I thought about how I would handle the mess I got myself into last night. and how I am going to push myself to meet all these end of March deadlines. Fabulous.
His mood was shot and we was nearly on his way home when I said fuck everyone, you're having fun tonight.
So I called Patricia and G, bought a lot of bottles, and went out to Mons.
He had so much fun! And so did I. Patricia and got up on stage and one of the strippers showed me how to swing around the pole with my legs in the air. It was hot. and she bought me a lap dance.
After a while we left. I did some bad drunk dialing. and terrible tipsy texing when we got home.
And so I would like to apologize to anyone who held higher expectations for me. I'm sorry I came off as a sloppy drunk. I'm sorry I came off as a big mess. I'm really just not. In truth, I'm sorry you were all cowards, actually.
And because I didn't eat anything and only slept for a couple hours, I woke up still drunk and forced my drunk ass to go to school.
Stewart could tell as soon as I walked in the room. That boy knows me like the back of his hand.
And so I sat in the front row of desks and watched my teacher talk as I thought about how I would handle the mess I got myself into last night. and how I am going to push myself to meet all these end of March deadlines. Fabulous.