Nov 13, 2006 23:09
OREN: Hi, my name is Oren Robinson, and I'm calling from Wells College. It's the annual fund phonathon and we were wondering if you were planning on giving back to Wells this year.
TIBI '05: What's your name?
OREN: Oren; I'm calling from Wells College. Did you receive the donation form in the mail?
TIBI '05: I don't know you.
OREN: ...Well, yes; we're current students calling tonight. Were you considering donating to Wells?
TIBI '05: (excited) Can you bench 350 pounds?
OREN: ...uh, no. I don't lift weights much...
TIBI '05: (disappointed) Oh.
OREN: Were you--
TIBI '05: Are you gay??
OREN: ...(laughing) Well, maybe, but I--
TIBI '05: You're gay.
OREN: ...Well, yes, but I--
TIBI '05: Oh my god. You're gay.
OREN: ...Were you planning on--
TIBI '05: I don't talk to gay people.
OREN: Well, I'm sorry to hear tha--
TIBI '05: [hangs up]