Oct 15, 2008 11:15
Yes, yes. I got this email too. From Jacob as a matter of fact. And as much as I love you guys, I don't usually send back forwards, so why should this be any different? Exactly. But I WILL post it.
>First and formost, I was tired as FUCK of all those lame ass little
>questionaire's that have been forwarded to me lately...I am sure you have gotten a few
>yourself. Well, I decided to make one that does not suck (in my opinion) So,
>knock yourself the fuck out and have fun with it. Oh, and send your "answers"
>back to me...I want to know how you freaks answered my questions. PEACE
>BITCHES! *muah, muah* -krowdis
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>THE KROWDIS QUESTIONAIRE...
>1. Do you like answer stupid questionaires like these? Yeah...lol...I'm a geek
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>2. Are you ready? "No, wait! I need to powder my nose, first...thank god I stopped the questions in time."
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>3. If you could be a super hero, who would it be? Uhm...Vruit Woman!
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>4. If you could have any super power what would it be? Giving everyone in the world a bottle of Vruit!
>5. What is your favourite quote? Since I'm seem to be going with a Vruit theme "Get your own damn Vruit!"
>6. Favourite rock band (acually band not lead singers like Ashlee Simpson or
>Avril and that's not real rock anyway)? Mmm...Seether?
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>7. Best concert you have attended? Uhm...the first Damone concert was fun because Chelsie and I were both freaking out about meeting them for the first time and couldn't stop smiling on the way home. The Linkin Park concert was fun because Chelsie and I both crowd surfed a few times. THough, I passed out for a minute. Umm...The Evanescence concert was amazing...I'll go with Evanescence because it was the most recent. Tee-hee.
>8. A concert you would like to attend? Damone!
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>9. Favourite curse word? Fuck, because it can be used as every and any part of speech.
>10. Least favourite band? Umm...too many to choose from.
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>11. Last time you got your freak on (very personal I know)? N/A
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>12. Famous person you would like to seduce? Umm...thinks >< *Don't say Bryce, don't say Bryce* Bryce. *damn it, I said DON'T say Bryce!*
>13. Favourtie vegetable? Alfalpha (spelling butchered) Sprouts
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>14. Favourite character off of the Simpsons? Maggie.
>15. Favourite book (If reading is enjoyable to you, if not the book that was
>the least painful for you to read)? The Watcher
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>16. Most romantic thing that has happened to you? "I don't really try to measure those things..."
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>17. Favourite movie? Stealing Beauty, Dumbo
>18. Another time period you would like to live in? Victorian Era, the clothes were so fucking awesome.
>19. If you could kill anyone (not that I advise, recommend or support murder, this is a strictly hypothetical question) Who would it be? It's a tie between George Dubya and Dick Cheeny
>20. Weirdest thing about you? Umm...I dunno, there are too many.
>21. Have you ever been poor (everyone has at one point in their life)? Yep.
>22. Favourite fruit (Boy George excluded)? Strawberries
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>23. Most dangerous (stupid ass) thing you have ever done (drugs excluded)? "Trying to fly....::winces at the memory:: That hurts..."
>24. A foreign country you would like to visit? Belgium.
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>25. Item you would enjoy the most to break? Carlo's head. He...bugs me.
>26. Favourite instrument? I like the piano and the cello.
>27.Longest you have gone with out brushing your teeth? Too long.
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>28. Favourite place to buy underwear? Dunno
>29. Do you even wear underwear? Always.
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>30. What is the most unintelligent thing you have said or done? Let's look back at the answer to question 23...
>31. Least favourite part of la escula (school)? The people.
>32. Drug of choice (if you don't do drugs I was just joking....skip to next
>question)?
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>33. Favourite smellerooo? Yvonne's deoderant. You have no idea how good it smells.
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>34. Person you would like most to give a wedgy? Umm...GEORGE BUSH! Ahaha! Wouldn't that be funny?
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>35. Have you ever been to one of shane bowman's party's? If so did you manage
>to not get raped? No, and n/a.
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>36. Creepiest person you know? Jesse. At times.
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>37. Creepiest thing you have ever done? "Only god knows...what is creepy to you may not be creepy to me. So really, Jesse isn't creepy...he's creepy to other people, though."
>38. Worst crime you have commited and can talk about? Snuck out of the house and trespassed on school grounds at about two in the morning. Climbed on to the roof.
>39. Do you have any STD's? "Nope, I am STD clean :D "
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>40. Are you gay? If so, have you come out of the closet? No and no.
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>41. Are you a homophobe? If so, slap self in face. Nah.
>42. Have you ever commited a hate crime? No.
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>43. Best local band you have heard? In Pgh, I'd have to say CPB. I haven't heard any in KY
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>44. Can you do the "Lean Back" that fat joe attempts to do but is too fat? If
>not hit the gym baby. Dunno.
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>45. Do you have any peircings...do you want more? Ears.
>46. A place you would like to rob? Office Depot. Is that weird?
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>47. Have you ever robbed a place? Nope. Well, I stole some magnets from a store when I was 3. I thought they were free! We still have them on the fridge.
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>48. Do you shop at GoodWill? Hell yeah!
>*49. Did you find me questions offensive and weird? Mm, not really, no.
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>*50. Do you love life? Sure.
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>~ Allright home shitz send this to all your buddies (and don't forget to send
>it back and show love to the creator...muah!)...have fun bitches!
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> ~!Krowdis!
That wasn't too terrible.
Servatis a periculum, servatis a maleficum
-Me