"Mel's a child of Satan" - Stu Zender

Aug 15, 2003 01:32

Tonight I was bored so I decided to cause some trouble. Who better to cause trouble with than my fellow ex-Saints. Those who were never Saints, but Sinners.I put the Saint in All Saints, everyone knows that or at least they should.



Shaz neigh: Oi Stu
Shaz neigh: *prod*
zender woz here: Hey you . . heh, look at that. I rhymed. :-D
zender woz here: Oi.
zender woz here: Don't prod me.
Shaz neigh: why not?
Shaz neigh: Mel said I can
Shaz neigh: actually she said I could see your white knickers an' all.
zender woz here: Mel's a child of Satan.
zender woz here: I don't have white knickers!
zender woz here: She's the only one with white knickers. :-X
Shaz neigh: We all know that mate, I knew that way before you even met her.
Shaz neigh: SHOW ME YOUR KNICKERS
zender woz here: I'm not going to show you my knickers, I get embarrassed easily, Shaznay. Very easily, I turn red and hide behind Mel and Lily.
Shaz neigh: Come on you wimp, Mel said she'd give you a present if you showed me your knickers, did a few lunges

zender woz here signed off at 01:23:03.

Shaz neigh: Oh you poncey fraggle!

User zender woz here is not available.

Stuart Zender, did you hear that? I called you a poncey fraggle for chickening out of showing me your white undies! Got no idea how you can live with Mel if you can't even handle a bit of Shaz! HA... she's a million times worse than me. ;) And no Liam, I didn't flash my tits at Zender.



Shaz neigh: Nicole Appleton wants in your pants
Backpocket Mark: What? Heh
Shaz neigh: She wants ya johnson mate
Backpocket Mark: . . are you trying to get me beat up by Liam Gallagher?
Shaz neigh: Who me?
Shaz neigh: Never.

And unfortunately no one else I know was online so I couldn't fuck with them.

Concider yourselves lucky.

Random note of the day: Natalie Appleton swears too much.

SEE YA!
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