"I'm holy and virginal, piss off." - Nicky
I'm really in need of an update, a first update come to think of it and I'm not in the mood for it, ain't that a bitch?
Caught up with some of my lovelies tonight, Nicky, Melodee and little Rach, s'pose I should shove Robbie into the mix somewhere along the lines, but I doubt he'd enjoy being in my 'Lovelies' list... slightly poncey for a bloke of his - whatever he is! Haa no offence Rob, you know I think you're hardcore, man.
The conversations I had tonight you wouldn't believe, they went from Jordan's tits, to Robbie's arse, to porn, shagging on the computer desk, Stuart Zender's underwear, Jonny Lee Miller being mistaken for Jamie Theakston (poor sod) and somewhere in there, the so called Immaculate conception of Gene Appleton-Gallagher (What? Right from his fibbin' slut of a mum's mouth!) I'm suddenly glad the nipper hasn't got a journal, or I'm pretty sure I'd be having my shins kicked in right now. I love Nicole Appleton really.
I really can't be bothered to write this entry right now, so you're just going to have to deal with my bollocks, maybe I can blame that on my roots aswell?
Hello Keira. I had to slide that in there.
Before I go, I said I was posting this in my journal for my own amusement, so here it comes! Hold onto your knickers Stuart people! (I can't believe I half quoted that Spice Girls film). Anyway, What Nic thinks of the Queen:
nickys knickers: \m/ Liz
Lastly, I don't know how the fuck most of my entry ended up being about Nicole Appleton, she ain't that special! I'm going to have to avoid ever mentioning her again just for the state of this entry.
E D I T : Natalie Appleton is coo'. Happy now Nat?
E D I T again : BLATT RULES. There. Anyone else who complains will get a slap.
Caught up with some of my lovelies tonight, Nicky, Melodee and little Rach, s'pose I should shove Robbie into the mix somewhere along the lines, but I doubt he'd enjoy being in my 'Lovelies' list... slightly poncey for a bloke of his - whatever he is! Haa no offence Rob, you know I think you're hardcore, man.
The conversations I had tonight you wouldn't believe, they went from Jordan's tits, to Robbie's arse, to porn, shagging on the computer desk, Stuart Zender's underwear, Jonny Lee Miller being mistaken for Jamie Theakston (poor sod) and somewhere in there, the so called Immaculate conception of Gene Appleton-Gallagher (What? Right from his fibbin' slut of a mum's mouth!) I'm suddenly glad the nipper hasn't got a journal, or I'm pretty sure I'd be having my shins kicked in right now. I love Nicole Appleton really.
I really can't be bothered to write this entry right now, so you're just going to have to deal with my bollocks, maybe I can blame that on my roots aswell?
Hello Keira. I had to slide that in there.
Before I go, I said I was posting this in my journal for my own amusement, so here it comes! Hold onto your knickers Stuart people! (I can't believe I half quoted that Spice Girls film). Anyway, What Nic thinks of the Queen:
nickys knickers: \m/ Liz
Lastly, I don't know how the fuck most of my entry ended up being about Nicole Appleton, she ain't that special! I'm going to have to avoid ever mentioning her again just for the state of this entry.
E D I T : Natalie Appleton is coo'. Happy now Nat?
E D I T again : BLATT RULES. There. Anyone else who complains will get a slap.