The fatter I am the less substantial I feel. It's one of many conflicting emotions I enjoy daily. Why is that? The thinner I am, the happier, the more full of life. It occurs to me that right now there's just 140 lbs between me an non-existence. From that perspective it feels like I weigh nothing ( Read more... )

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The blackberries we picked this morning are buggy. I keep thinking I've washed the bugs off so I eat a berry, only to find more bugs on the remaining berries. Seriously, it's a problem. If I die today, it's probably because I ate too many bugs. (As if there's a number of bugs one can eat before it becomes "too many ( Read more... )

I just registered for my first triathlon.

this one.

Who's with me?