RUMORS by FLEETWOOD MAC

May 28, 2005 19:46

A friend of mine told me that Stevie Nicks needed a blower to go on tour with the band,FWM,during the drug hazed '70's. Is this a rumor? Karen said that Stevie did so much blow her nose cavity had distentegrated. Thats why Stevie insisted on having a blower accompany the band on every tour. Stevie was totally addicted to blow at the time and could not,would not,stop using. Stevie Nick's nasal cavity could no longer accept her 1 pound a week habit. Karen said the blower would blow the blow up a tube that led to Stevie's butt. Is this a rumor? Karen said many blow addicts use a blower or become one themselves due to the high cost of employing a full time blower. Rumor? Fact? Stevie claims that it was Donna Summers who had a blower and also claims that during the '70's she enjoyed molesting herself till she cried.


Omg! Briquette sent me this photo taken after the HAPPY TURKEY DAY "premiere" at the Nuart. (From left to right;Ian Brewer, Pam Holland, Me, Kiki, Carl Crew, and Eloid Ruiz.) That night was so weird because this old lady got all "freaked out" when she saw me handing out stickers and candy. Briqutte sent me this particular photo because it has Carl and Me in it...at the same time, in the same place. Briquette said she heard an internet rumor about about Carl being bald and me being Carl. I am not Carl, I wish, and Carl is not bald, they wish. Why such an interest in knowing who I am? I am Shaye....What do you think you will discover? Why such enormous curiosity? I could be Carnie Wilson for all you know and who cares if I am? What if I was Joan Van Ark's daughter? would it make much difference? Probably. All I can say is that Carl is not me and vice versa. Ringo is the walrus. I buried Paul.


Karen said that the blower is behind Mick Fleetwood,thats why he is standing that way. Mick is trying to hide the blower. Nick's butt is facing inward and she looks all slumpy. That could be caused by the tube that Stevie had inserted prior to the photo session. Even if it is true it does not change my opinion of Stevie one bit.


After testifying at Stevie's blow trial. I told the judge that I thought the tube and the blower could be a rumor. Stevie was totally found not guilty.




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